It was 25th of December the decided for me to come back to Bangalore..And journey through train to Bangalore is never so easy.It's boring.It's lengthy .Journey of 2days and 2 nights on Train.So i decide to a buy a book by Mario Puzo.Though i m not vivid reader infact i don't like reading but i still buy a novel every time i go or come through Train JUST TO KILL BOREDOM.I hate BOREDOM more than i HATE READING.I found my seat and it was upper seat .So i felt Little luck running my way .Then later i saw a girl Trying to come up on the other side of the seat . Beside being happy i saw her struggling while trying to come up.I couldn't do anything other than looking at her. she came up and gave a little smile and then slept ..At beginning i avoided looking at her and while turning page i just saw her ear ..And to my surprise her ear was pierced ,she was wearing two earring one side.Then she saw me looking at her she covered herself with blanket .I felt SICK .Then again i started to read my book but i couldn't avoid looking at her .She seemed most beautiful girl to me at that time.her Straightened hair her dressing every thing just seemed beautiful to me ..Maybe because boredom was way too ugly to be with or maybe i had never got a girl that young next to me [:d].
First night i just managed to read 20 pages . I thought i stared at her littile too much .But wat could i do...i couldn't avoid looking at her. It's man tendency to look at girl no matter wat is the situation and same case was with me.
Next morning she woke up late and then she sat down and moved her hand over her hair and i was just staring at her .Not continuously though fearing that she might feel bad.Then she agave a look and just gave a friendly smile and I thought i should talk to her but couldn't maybe there was some FEAR or SHYNESS that was stopping me to do so. so second day just passed with friendly smiled and looking at her. It was third day i wanted to say Sorry and Thanks at same time but that fear or shyness or maybe some strange feeling stopped me from doing so.It was about 11'o' clock .someone asked her time. I could clearly hear wat she said still just to start conversation ...I asked her time.This step seemed foolish to me as i had mobile in my hand..And when i asked her time ..at that very second ..train of my thought ran through my mind thinking wat would she reply .would she reply some flirty answer or something that would have not expected . Then she gave a smile and said it's 11'o' clock . I thought this would be best movement for me to talk to her .I asked her name and she asked me the same question conversation went on for some 10 minutes and then we both stopped toking ...still chain of thought was running through my mind. My brain had question to ask about but it didn't have sufficient guts to ask her.And after that be both passed smile more . She had to get down in Chennai .Still i was thinking to of telling sorry and thanks . But never did that strange feeling allow me to do so. It was about 2 'o' clock train reached Chennai station and she gave final look with smile...maybe she expected me to say something...i looked at her and smiled and she left,i thought i should tok to her may be just say bye if not sorry or thanks .But that stupid strange feeling still manage to win over me. And that was Few last movement .
I wanted to say sorry because i thought she felt littile uncomfortable while i stared at her .
Thanks because she helped me getting rid of Boredom without reading the book.
One best thing i realised during this journey is "Good thing about being with girl is u can look at them and not get BORED."
Wednesday, December 31
Monday, December 8
Things on my mind.
This post keeps getting updated depending on the time wat i m thinking or wat i m reading .
If day is night nd night is day
If My jokes are bad then - Bad is good .
Beacause oppostite attracts this way .
Dont worry bout the future
Forget about the past
Gonna have a ball - Gonna have a blast
Gonna make it LAST .
Dont wanna grow up - I dont see why
I couldnt care less if time flies by.
ya it sure feels good to be alive.
There has been times when
I have been mistaken
There has been times wehn
I thought I would have been misunderstood
So wait a minute
Cant you see I did the best i could ?
world presses wat can be pressed .
I want to laugh and laugh and tell all the things in my mind to this wall which is feeled with grief.
If day is night nd night is day
If My jokes are bad then - Bad is good .
Beacause oppostite attracts this way .
Dont worry bout the future
Forget about the past
Gonna have a ball - Gonna have a blast
Gonna make it LAST .
Dont wanna grow up - I dont see why
I couldnt care less if time flies by.
ya it sure feels good to be alive.
There has been times when
I have been mistaken
There has been times wehn
I thought I would have been misunderstood
So wait a minute
Cant you see I did the best i could ?
world presses wat can be pressed .
I want to laugh and laugh and tell all the things in my mind to this wall which is feeled with grief.
Good Thing about Being with Girl is
U can Look at them and Not get Bored .
Sunday, December 7
Messages
SOME MESSAGES BY SUMIT.
FOLLOW THEM OR ATLEAST READ THEM U'LL COME TO KNOW .WAT IT IS?
Gravitation is a Myth,
Earth Sucks.
Save The Planet,
Die Today.
Environmental Message :Save Water,
Drink Beer but not to fuck fear =).
This POST Is Dedicated To
Those Who Died Of BOREDOM.
Friend:(definition)A friend Brings Happiness
To Your Days,
And Hope To Your Heart,
Sweetness To Your Memories,
Saltness to ur thoughts,
And Joy To Your World.
So enjoy.
Love Is Life, But Don't Live In It Or U'll Die Very Soon Because U Have Loved.
once u r loved u have lived ur life.So Die.
Full Form Of LOVE.
L oss Of Time And Money.
O cean Of Fears.
V alley Of Sorrows.
E nd Of Happiness.
So One Little message Dont Get Into It So Soon.Or Die before u get into it =)).
One serious thought,
Terrorist attack inidia to destroy it's secularism.
We know what it's like. Every day you wake up, and it seems like one crisis after another -- evil nemesis here,Political fight somewhere , Bomb blast somewhere. But do you quit? No! You get up, put on the costume, and head out for another day of doing your best to change the world of ur own.
This is the TIME we step forward together nd change the world that is OURS.
Keep rolling nd laughing.
Have a BORED day ahead !Monday, December 1
Dirty DEEDS Done Dirt Cheap, Dirty Deads and a Done Dirt Cheap ...gotta ACDC
This is a conversation that i had with some californian 'dumb kid' its...funny....(skeleton_haddi, thats my name...and its well me) so you'll see this random act of randomness
Kusinagie :hi
skeleton_haddi :Helllloooo
Kusinagie :what u been doing lately
skeleton_haddi :looking for a job, saving money, giving advice to lots o' ppl
Kusinagie :cool
skeleton_haddi :yeah
Kusinagie :found any mabys?
skeleton_haddi :yea
Kusinagie :like what?
skeleton_haddi:working at a pet store, filing shit, storing stuff
Kusinagie :cool
skeleton_haddi:no, its not
Kusinagie :why
skeleton_haddi:cuz its work
Kusinagie :yeah
Kusinagie :work sux
skeleton_haddi:damn hell right it does
Kusinagie :but every one needs money
skeleton_haddi:yeah I need 450 bux
Kusinagie :i need... oh 5,000,000 bux
Kusinagie :or i want any way
Kusinagie :i wish i had
skeleton_haddi:lol
skeleton_haddi:i NEED it for the convention
Kusinagie :of course we all want that
skeleton_haddi:ya
Kusinagie :or more
Kusinagie :like 10,000,000
skeleton_haddi:yea
skeleton_haddi:i can give you a truck of tire lube
Kusinagie :???????
skeleton_haddi:you know TIRE LUBE
skeleton_haddi:i can give you a truck of it
Kusinagie :oooook
skeleton_haddi:and if you shell out the fruit, i'll give you a complimentary can of butter and/or a half empty bucket of paint remover ND two eggs.
Kusinagie :ok
skeleton_haddi:would you like that?
skeleton_haddi:huh? you know you could build a house of lube
Kusinagie :i guess. Money?
skeleton_haddi:you can cozy on in with that lube
skeleton_haddi:and be heated by its lube-ness
Kusinagie :Give or Sell?
skeleton_haddi:and you can bath in it
skeleton_haddi:then you'd be all shiney
Kusinagie :r u selling or giving?
skeleton_haddi :im decaying, and festering as i sit here in my chair,Dried blood in the locks of my long dark hairmy corpse fills with maggots and my face is white and palemy soul tries to escape me, but it will Forever fail
Kusinagie :WHAT????????
skeleton_haddi:MHEWHAHAHYHAHAHA!
Kusinagie :what?
skeleton_haddi:you heard me, with those un-hearing ears
Kusinagie :i dont know what it ment
skeleton_haddi:yeah i wrote it and i don't know what it meant
Kusinagie :hehehe
skeleton_haddi:so you with the lube?
Kusinagie :Buy, or Gift?
Kusinagie :r u selling or giving?
skeleton_haddi:yo, the lube man, you in or out?
Kusinagie :gtg
skeleton_haddi:okay
skeleton_haddi:later
Kusinagie :later
Kusinagie :hi
skeleton_haddi :Helllloooo
Kusinagie :what u been doing lately
skeleton_haddi :looking for a job, saving money, giving advice to lots o' ppl
Kusinagie :cool
skeleton_haddi :yeah
Kusinagie :found any mabys?
skeleton_haddi :yea
Kusinagie :like what?
skeleton_haddi:working at a pet store, filing shit, storing stuff
Kusinagie :cool
skeleton_haddi:no, its not
Kusinagie :why
skeleton_haddi:cuz its work
Kusinagie :yeah
Kusinagie :work sux
skeleton_haddi:damn hell right it does
Kusinagie :but every one needs money
skeleton_haddi:yeah I need 450 bux
Kusinagie :i need... oh 5,000,000 bux
Kusinagie :or i want any way
Kusinagie :i wish i had
skeleton_haddi:lol
skeleton_haddi:i NEED it for the convention
Kusinagie :of course we all want that
skeleton_haddi:ya
Kusinagie :or more
Kusinagie :like 10,000,000
skeleton_haddi:yea
skeleton_haddi:i can give you a truck of tire lube
Kusinagie :???????
skeleton_haddi:you know TIRE LUBE
skeleton_haddi:i can give you a truck of it
Kusinagie :oooook
skeleton_haddi:and if you shell out the fruit, i'll give you a complimentary can of butter and/or a half empty bucket of paint remover ND two eggs.
Kusinagie :ok
skeleton_haddi:would you like that?
skeleton_haddi:huh? you know you could build a house of lube
Kusinagie :i guess. Money?
skeleton_haddi:you can cozy on in with that lube
skeleton_haddi:and be heated by its lube-ness
Kusinagie :Give or Sell?
skeleton_haddi:and you can bath in it
skeleton_haddi:then you'd be all shiney
Kusinagie :r u selling or giving?
skeleton_haddi :im decaying, and festering as i sit here in my chair,Dried blood in the locks of my long dark hairmy corpse fills with maggots and my face is white and palemy soul tries to escape me, but it will Forever fail
Kusinagie :WHAT????????
skeleton_haddi:MHEWHAHAHYHAHAHA!
Kusinagie :what?
skeleton_haddi:you heard me, with those un-hearing ears
Kusinagie :i dont know what it ment
skeleton_haddi:yeah i wrote it and i don't know what it meant
Kusinagie :hehehe
skeleton_haddi:so you with the lube?
Kusinagie :Buy, or Gift?
Kusinagie :r u selling or giving?
skeleton_haddi:yo, the lube man, you in or out?
Kusinagie :gtg
skeleton_haddi:okay
skeleton_haddi:later
Kusinagie :later
Friday, November 28
It wasn't wednesday it was Darkday!
It happened again in Mumbai during the late hours of 26/11. Terrorists have again targeted the symbols of urban India with impunity and we are left clueless. Enough is enough! United States of America has not had any terror attacks after 9/11; United Kingdom has had none after the tube blasts but in India it has become a common happening.
India seems to be the softest target for terrorists. Till late urbanites had to be bothered only about poor infrastructure now they have to be scared about hidden bombs, trigger happy terrorists, etc.
In a couple of days, life will be back to normal in Mumbai and it will be attributed to the “indomitable Mumbaikar spirit”. I have the greatest regards for the average Mumbaikar and his contribution to the growth of this nation from times immemorial. Hence, don’t misunderstand me when I say that the average Mumbaikar who steps out on 28/11/2008 will have a mindful of fear. Given an option, he would confine himself to the comforts of his home but he dares to step out only because he has to earn a living and not due to “dare the terrorist” attitude.
I have no clue how many thousands of crores is being spent on intelligence in our country but given the threat perception the amount should be huge. That being the case, how are the terrorists able to carry out their plans with such impunity? I do understand that India is a huge country with a vast coastline and that it is impossible to plug every gap. The law enforcing authorities are doing a great job but there has to be a serious review of our intelligence mechanisms. If funds are the constraint, divert from wasteful expenditure; raid the black money hoarders; tax luxury but for the sake of reputation of this country and its great freedom fighters it must be ensured that we don’t become a soft target for terrorists.
Laws like POTA are a must but it is useful for dealing with the aftermath and not a prevention mechanism. Only improved intelligence can save our country from terror attacks.
The living condition of an ordinary policeman has to be uplifted if we are to be successful in the war against terror. I am not holding a brief for them, but if we were asked to fend at such low salaries, most of us would become susceptible to bribe. Cops should be equated with the armed forces in pay scales and facilities. A constable’s life should be insured for a minimum of Rs.10 lakhs and paid to his family when he dies in action either fighting criminals or terrorists. In case he superannuates, he should be given half that amount.
Yes, I can sacrifice going to a mall's every weekend for fear of security but I can’t skip going to the bus stand daily for commuting to college. I don’t know which maniac is waiting there to spray bullets on unsuspecting people. That is the fear which the Government has to address in a hurry.
India seems to be the softest target for terrorists. Till late urbanites had to be bothered only about poor infrastructure now they have to be scared about hidden bombs, trigger happy terrorists, etc.
In a couple of days, life will be back to normal in Mumbai and it will be attributed to the “indomitable Mumbaikar spirit”. I have the greatest regards for the average Mumbaikar and his contribution to the growth of this nation from times immemorial. Hence, don’t misunderstand me when I say that the average Mumbaikar who steps out on 28/11/2008 will have a mindful of fear. Given an option, he would confine himself to the comforts of his home but he dares to step out only because he has to earn a living and not due to “dare the terrorist” attitude.
I have no clue how many thousands of crores is being spent on intelligence in our country but given the threat perception the amount should be huge. That being the case, how are the terrorists able to carry out their plans with such impunity? I do understand that India is a huge country with a vast coastline and that it is impossible to plug every gap. The law enforcing authorities are doing a great job but there has to be a serious review of our intelligence mechanisms. If funds are the constraint, divert from wasteful expenditure; raid the black money hoarders; tax luxury but for the sake of reputation of this country and its great freedom fighters it must be ensured that we don’t become a soft target for terrorists.
Laws like POTA are a must but it is useful for dealing with the aftermath and not a prevention mechanism. Only improved intelligence can save our country from terror attacks.
The living condition of an ordinary policeman has to be uplifted if we are to be successful in the war against terror. I am not holding a brief for them, but if we were asked to fend at such low salaries, most of us would become susceptible to bribe. Cops should be equated with the armed forces in pay scales and facilities. A constable’s life should be insured for a minimum of Rs.10 lakhs and paid to his family when he dies in action either fighting criminals or terrorists. In case he superannuates, he should be given half that amount.
Yes, I can sacrifice going to a mall's every weekend for fear of security but I can’t skip going to the bus stand daily for commuting to college. I don’t know which maniac is waiting there to spray bullets on unsuspecting people. That is the fear which the Government has to address in a hurry.
Friday, November 21
[warning: big long post with alot of pissy anger coming up]
i'm sorry, but just cause people break a few of the rules.Maybe i'm just in a really bad mood. Maybe i'm sick of everyone and want them all to die? maybe i'm really sick of life. Maybe i'm just sick of no one really caring about how they inconvenience me. I _HATE_ to inconvenience people, I hate when people dont understand me. no one really understands me. fear of people, i really can't handle it, i just can't. all my life i've remained silent . and i'm sick of it, i'm sick of just TAKING it, I know people are still gonna treat me like i sit around all day ,play and play and eat, and even though i dont, they act and treat me like i'm sort of monster. what the FUCK did i ever do to any of you? really now, i put up with shit, and never say anything about whats bugging me to people, and i've just started talking about somethings, but i cant talk, i dont know how. i dont know how to tell people that theyre making me uncomfortable. so i just take crap. and get yelled . because everyone takes everything out on me. not that i mind or anything cause i know how bad it feels to have no one to listen to you, but who can i rant at? this blog? egg? Fan?My shoe? My dog? who? when i tell people and they just go like "yeah well do this, its right, what youre doing is stupid,It won't give u bread....wat r u going to do in ur life..B.ca won't fetch u job..that u need " .perhaps you people may not be wrong but then why would i do wat u think is rite for me...leave me alone ...i just wanna live this life...i don't care "HOW" .I know you all care for me ....but then let me tell you all 'i don't mean to hurt anyone '..yeah i know wat i have done in life is wat i wanted to do...i know it was wrong (according to u all)...i accept my bad,and i need help ..but not the help of this kind !
Making it all up.
why is it, when i do something for myself, finally, i get depressed, when doing nothing for me, and just sitting around makes me feel okay? im really upset right now, and i have no idea at all why. im bored. and sick ,i need to study, but i don't know why, but i just can't seem to get up and do anything, i'm so drained, i just sleep, thats all i can do right, and it's really driving me up the wall. i used to like doing stuff. i dont even want to see my friends. i just want to sit here. and do nothing. i dont even know if i'm sad , or if my eyes are blurring. -__- maybe its all just in my head, and im making it all up.
Bored.
I m so.. bored..
I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING.
AHHHHH!!!!
i feel like such crap.
~_~
I m looking at.. Screen..
... again
-_- ....
i have nothing else of any interest to say or do-
- i think.. i just feel stupid, and ugly.
hrmmnrnmmff..
now... this website is hillarious.
i found this really funny. so i posted it. though im not in a funny mood. I have the biggest, sadest, retardedest headache imaginable.
Have a nice day !
I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING.
AHHHHH!!!!
i feel like such crap.
~_~
I m looking at.. Screen..
... again
-_- ....
i have nothing else of any interest to say or do-
- i think.. i just feel stupid, and ugly.
hrmmnrnmmff..
now... this website is hillarious.
i found this really funny. so i posted it. though im not in a funny mood. I have the biggest, sadest, retardedest headache imaginable.
Have a nice day !
Thursday, November 20
Todays's fortune
In orkut they display the fortune of the day nd here are some of them about which wat i think.
Was I supposed to Clap?
haan!?
(howeva~ somethin I didn'n xpected frm yu!)
HaaHaha!
so funny!?
(was I supposed to Laugh?)
but whats that??
Not anymore!
Everybody's Right
..its just,I'm LEFT!
not everybody thinks the same.
~watta Life!
- Today's fortune: A friend asks only for your time not your money
- Today's fortune: You are deeply attached to your family and home.
I must say Better luck next time...this one totally mismatched :@!
- Today's fortune: Try doing something good for someone today.
Try?!?...
I remeber a Do or do not do....There is nothing known as Try !
- Today's fortune: The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
It was always the same ....Wat so new about this .
- Today's fortune: Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
Which remain a 'Goal' only.
- Today's fortune: Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress
Start preachin kids~ so that history is not repeated!
- Today's fortune: Your mentality is alert, practical and analyticali wonder
how is it todays fortune ?...my meantality was always alert !
- Today's fortune: You are a person of culture.
That Culture ~ which actually LOST now!
- Today's fortune :The star of riches is shining upon you
- Today's fortune: Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause
- Today's fortune: A pleasant surprise is in store for you
- Today's fortune: You will inherit a large sum of money
- Today's fortune :Our first and last love is.. self-love
Was I supposed to Clap?
haan!?
- Today's fortune :The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next
(howeva~ somethin I didn'n xpected frm yu!)
- Todays fortune: Happy events will take place shortly in your home
- Today's fortune:The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
- Today's fortune:In God we trust; all others must pay cash
HaaHaha!
so funny!?
(was I supposed to Laugh?)
- Today's fortune:Executive ability is prominent in your make up
but whats that??
- Todays's fortune :Beauty in its various forms appeals to you
Not anymore!
- Today's fortune:You are contemplative and analytical by nature
- Today's fortune:Find release from your cares, have a good time
- Today's fortune:He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals
- Today's fortune:You will be fortunate in everything
Everybody's Right
..its just,I'm LEFT!
- Today's fortune:You are never selfish with your advice or your help
- Today's fortune:Your present plans are going to succeed
- Today's fortune:Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
- Today's fortune:Simplicity and decency should be your theme in dress
not everybody thinks the same.
~watta Life!
- Today's fortune: No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Oh yaa
rightGood !
(Btw wat did it mean ?!? )
When i m BORED
Whenever I am bored, I switch on to SUN Music or the chanels of diffenrent languages just to see the creation of different industry and also read messagesthat they display at the bottom nd have a laugh.
Viewers of these cahnnels would be knowing the sweet SMS that are transmitted on the screen. Hardly each message gets a look in of a couple of seconds but some people enjoy their message being displayed on the screen. I really appreciate the spirit and enthusiasm of people. I always think how nice it would be if I could instantly reply to these messages. Here is a sample of few of the delirious messages and much more scandalous replies :
1.I want to send I love you_________________
3.I miss you____________
She is busy with me
4.Dear__________, Please accept me
You beg very well or you the top most SMS beggar
5.This song is dedicated to_____________ fans/only for______ fans
Why other actor’s fans should not see this song? Or what will you do if Jackie Chan fans see
this song?
6.I love u mona
My reply :is she loving someone else now?
7.I m vegetarian [:o] (why this is required now )
My reply :If u are vegetarian u are nice to animals..But why are u eating their FooD.
8.I love u monica.
My reply : is she monica bedi or monica balluci...if not then why are u telling this to me[:x].
I will be updating this list as and when I come across new gems. It is really funny and you must have a special heart to enjoy this phun...
Viewers of these cahnnels would be knowing the sweet SMS that are transmitted on the screen. Hardly each message gets a look in of a couple of seconds but some people enjoy their message being displayed on the screen. I really appreciate the spirit and enthusiasm of people. I always think how nice it would be if I could instantly reply to these messages. Here is a sample of few of the delirious messages and much more scandalous replies :
1.I want to send I love you_________________
My reply: Do you know who does she love? Or sorry, she is dating me .
2.I love my parents
Are they in an old age home that you are sending an SMS3.I miss you____________
She is busy with me
4.Dear__________, Please accept me
You beg very well or you the top most SMS beggar
5.This song is dedicated to_____________ fans/only for______ fans
Why other actor’s fans should not see this song? Or what will you do if Jackie Chan fans see
this song?
6.I love u mona
My reply :is she loving someone else now?
7.I m vegetarian [:o] (why this is required now )
My reply :If u are vegetarian u are nice to animals..But why are u eating their FooD.
8.I love u monica.
My reply : is she monica bedi or monica balluci...if not then why are u telling this to me[:x].
I will be updating this list as and when I come across new gems. It is really funny and you must have a special heart to enjoy this phun...
I recall those days ...
Right from 1st standard, I was very active nd enthusiastic about particiapting in competiotions ...When i was in fourth standard they held copetition During independence day of singing patriotic songs ...I readily gave my name when it was called for. The first assignment was To sing a patriotic song ... With active assistance of my teacher and the Panasonic two-in-one we had at our home, I practiced the song over and again. Three days before the event,Umesh sir who was in charge of the culturals decided that i will have to start the program with the song that i had to sing ....It was nervous movement nd a lot was expected from me....I could not let them down since a lot was expected of me ....I went on stage in front of 700 students nd their parents ...my hands nd legs started shivering..I stood near the mike nd the curtains were raised.I stopeed for a minute having found myself in front of all the people.Then the shilpa mam who made the annoucement introduced me to all nd i remaned still nd then she came near me indicating that she is making adjustment with mike nd kept her had on me....i regained myself..I said few lines that i had to say about "matyrs of the nation"nd ended with the song of which i still remember few lines ,here it is :-
And i ended with a LOUD "Jai hind jai Bharath ".
"Nanhe munne bachey hai
Daant hamare kachhe hai
Hum bhi ladne jayenge
sheene pey goli khayege"
And i ended with a LOUD "Jai hind jai Bharath ".
(as i finished i could hear the loud clap...It was the movement of life.)
after that i never took part in such things infact i started avoiding such event...i dono why but i just kept avoiding.
I wonder how i have changed with the time...wat i was nd wat i m today.
Had a lot of fun living life on the run,
Everything was free and everything was fast
Never even thought it wouldn't last....
There is something about the pink color
There is something about the pink color
- pink is associated with womanhood, feminine, innocent, childlike
- pink is a symbol of love- domination,"more decided and stronger"
- Romance
- Pink! was not a color word known to Shakespeare
- it was invented in the 17th century
- Pink is also associated with homosexuals
- Hot pink is bold and intense
-Pink painted on the wall it is considered refreshing
-"pink of your health”, you feel elated.
-“you have a pink-eye” it means you have conjunctivitis
-ROSES
There is also a great deal of dispute as to the difference in meaning for pink roses.
- The most prominent interpretation of Pink Roses in general is grace and gentility.
- Deep pink roses are often used to say ‘thank you’, as they symbolize gratitude and appreciation.
-Light pink roses have a slightly different meaning, as they convey admiration and sympathy.
There is also a negative connotation of pink roses which heralds from the stories of ancient Roman Gods. When Rhoanthe unfairly tried to become the goddess of the hunt and the protectress of woman, Apollo turned her into a rose. Therefore, if Roman mythology is to be believed,
-pink roses are symbols of pain, suffering, and death.
Don't abbriviate KISS
Acronyms have made our lives so convenient. Emails, ATM, etc are used by us subconsciously. Some use acronyms without knowing their expansion and quite often, situations in life throw their own new meanings for existing acronyms.
Disclaimer: Most of the acronyms used here have been received by me through emails/Other existing beings.
ABCD is American Born Confused Desi, what would be A to Z, here it goes, American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeps Lotshas Models (what’s that?) Named Omkarnath Patel Quietly Reached Success Through Underhand Vicious Ways Xenophobic Yet Zealous.
Talking of NRI’s, one of the funny expansions is Not Reliable Indian which I don’t find funny because many of them do a good work. However if the depression in West prolongs, it will become Not Required Indians because who would want a NRI without money. NRI could also mean Not Responsible Indians which most of us are given our civic senses.
When our phones does not connect, we are forced to yell Mera Telephone Nahin Lagtha or our broadband acts like a junkband we feel it is a Very Slow Network Limited.
Television is called as the Idiot Box (not to be wrongly read as IB). The national channel puts up lousy programmes and right called as the DD (read Drowsy Darshan). Usually when people ask me “Are you born and brought up in India?” . I reply by saying “BBC in Bihar” which means Born Brought-up and Corrupted in Bihar. On the last count 4,995 people have stopped talking to me because of this stupid joke.
Talking of people, we should never become a Vicious Vacillating Insensitive Person. If we complicate our thinking process, we will become a Person In Maximum Problems. So Keep It Simple Stupid.
Note :This post Idea was taken from somewherelese.
Disclaimer: Most of the acronyms used here have been received by me through emails/Other existing beings.
ABCD is American Born Confused Desi, what would be A to Z, here it goes, American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat Housed In Jersey Keeps Lotshas Models (what’s that?) Named Omkarnath Patel Quietly Reached Success Through Underhand Vicious Ways Xenophobic Yet Zealous.
Talking of NRI’s, one of the funny expansions is Not Reliable Indian which I don’t find funny because many of them do a good work. However if the depression in West prolongs, it will become Not Required Indians because who would want a NRI without money. NRI could also mean Not Responsible Indians which most of us are given our civic senses.
When our phones does not connect, we are forced to yell Mera Telephone Nahin Lagtha or our broadband acts like a junkband we feel it is a Very Slow Network Limited.
Television is called as the Idiot Box (not to be wrongly read as IB). The national channel puts up lousy programmes and right called as the DD (read Drowsy Darshan). Usually when people ask me “Are you born and brought up in India?” . I reply by saying “BBC in Bihar” which means Born Brought-up and Corrupted in Bihar. On the last count 4,995 people have stopped talking to me because of this stupid joke.
Talking of people, we should never become a Vicious Vacillating Insensitive Person. If we complicate our thinking process, we will become a Person In Maximum Problems. So Keep It Simple Stupid.
Note :This post Idea was taken from somewherelese.
Wednesday, November 19
Insecure.
I m Breathing
I m not God
I m not Hero
I m not Criminal
I m not Rapist
I m not Liar
I m not Sinator.
I m I
and You are You ...
I m Breathing .
Hoping that one day i will say
"I m not breathing"
"I m not living "
"I m Dead "
I m masked
I have the face that is fake .
I m in the world That is fake
faces around ME .
I seem to hate
I m living a lie
Up until the day I die..
I m Breathing
I have no true definition of "I"
I m simply playing the role to make myself look Good.
Not being who i m
Like I should.
I m breathing
Only to find that I can't find myself
Doors are shutting
I m struggling to breath
I have felt this way before
Insecure.
I m breathing
Only to protect myself from this fake living,
I m struggling to live
I m DIEING
is this wat is Living
Then
I m Living to Die .
Or
Dieing to Live .
I m insecure.
Nowehre left to turn
Only living with this pain to Burn .
I m not God
I m not Hero
I m not Criminal
I m not Rapist
I m not Liar
I m not Sinator.
I m I
and You are You ...
I m Breathing .
Hoping that one day i will say
"I m not breathing"
"I m not living "
"I m Dead "
I m masked
I have the face that is fake .
I m in the world That is fake
faces around ME .
I seem to hate
I m living a lie
Up until the day I die..
I m Breathing
I have no true definition of "I"
I m simply playing the role to make myself look Good.
Not being who i m
Like I should.
I m breathing
Only to find that I can't find myself
Doors are shutting
I m struggling to breath
I have felt this way before
Insecure.
I m breathing
Only to protect myself from this fake living,
I m struggling to live
I m DIEING
is this wat is Living
Then
I m Living to Die .
Or
Dieing to Live .
I m insecure.
Nowehre left to turn
Only living with this pain to Burn .
Few Lines in this creation may seem copied from somewhere but then those are the lines that i had in my mind .. . . . . This is completely presentation of my thoughts .
I shut my own door
Lonely and hurt,
Broken I remain
Residing in hell,
living in pain...
Masked by lies,
I slowly fade away...
The nightmare I live with,
each and every day
The meaning of it all,
to which my mind attends,
Has not one answer
that I fully comprehend...
The bottom of my mind
holds the answers which I call,
I keep reaching towards it
in this never-ending fall...
"Work hard and you'll Fly"
Thats wat my mom said
"Give up every leisure you got
and just keep on trying....
and one dayYou’ll touch the Sky"
That's wat my Dad said..
I want to Fly
I want to touch the Sky
I want to Cry
I want to DIE.
"Stay strong and keep going,
it's never too late"...
No one seems to realize
that it's not worth the wait
There's no such thing
as help outside of your mind,
It's you against yourself,
with your demons intertwined
It's a battle, hard fought,
but never to be won...
Either way you end up losing
when it's all said and done
"Too late" came and passed...
and, of me, nothing more
I wrote my own ending,
and I shut my own door...
"Live your life to its fullest"
that's what they all said,
But what's the point in trying
when you're already dead?
But what i gave to u is smile..
Broken I remain
Residing in hell,
living in pain...
Masked by lies,
I slowly fade away...
The nightmare I live with,
each and every day
The meaning of it all,
to which my mind attends,
Has not one answer
that I fully comprehend...
The bottom of my mind
holds the answers which I call,
I keep reaching towards it
in this never-ending fall...
"Work hard and you'll Fly"
Thats wat my mom said
"Give up every leisure you got
and just keep on trying....
and one dayYou’ll touch the Sky"
That's wat my Dad said..
I want to Fly
I want to touch the Sky
I want to Cry
I want to DIE.
"Stay strong and keep going,
it's never too late"...
No one seems to realize
that it's not worth the wait
There's no such thing
as help outside of your mind,
It's you against yourself,
with your demons intertwined
It's a battle, hard fought,
but never to be won...
Either way you end up losing
when it's all said and done
"Too late" came and passed...
and, of me, nothing more
I wrote my own ending,
and I shut my own door...
"Live your life to its fullest"
that's what they all said,
But what's the point in trying
when you're already dead?
But what i gave to u is smile..
Sunday, November 16
Decipher
Try to decipher the following paragraph:Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Try to count the number of alphabet "F" in the following paragraph
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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THEEXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
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Answer is "six"
Puzzled..
In fact , the brain can't treat "OF", incredible, not ? Whoever counts the six 'F' the first time is a genius, four is rather frequent, five is rather rare, three is normal. Less than three, you must change glasses ; -)
Explanation : During the quick reading, the eyes fix the "lexical" words, while jumping over the "grammatical" words (articles, conjunctions...). The 3 "OF" of the text are not directly fixed. 6 year old children are for the majority at the stage of deciphering and fix all the words. However, the concentration can explain easily why you succeeded, or why you were trapped.
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Try to count the number of alphabet "F" in the following paragraph
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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THEEXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Answer is "six"
Puzzled..
In fact , the brain can't treat "OF", incredible, not ? Whoever counts the six 'F' the first time is a genius, four is rather frequent, five is rather rare, three is normal. Less than three, you must change glasses ; -)
Explanation : During the quick reading, the eyes fix the "lexical" words, while jumping over the "grammatical" words (articles, conjunctions...). The 3 "OF" of the text are not directly fixed. 6 year old children are for the majority at the stage of deciphering and fix all the words. However, the concentration can explain easily why you succeeded, or why you were trapped.
Tweak your firefox
Yes, firefox is already pretty damn fast but did you know that you can tweak it and improve the speed even more? Well that's the beauty of this program being open source.
Here's what you do:
In the URL bar, type “about:config” and press enter.
This will bring up the configuration “menu” where you can change the parameters of Firefox.
Note that these are what I’ve found to REALLY speed up my Firefox significantly - and these settings seem to be common among everybody else as well.
But these settings are optimized for broadband connections.ok now Double Click on the following settins and put in the numbers below - for the true / false booleans - they’ll change when you double click.Code:browser.tabs.showSingleWindowModePrefs – truenetwork.http.max-connections – 48network.http.max-connections-per-server – 16network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy – 8network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server – 4network.http.pipelining – truenetwork.http.pipelining.maxrequests – 100network.http.proxy.pipelining – truenetwork.http.request.timeout – 300One more thing… Right-click somewhere on that screen and add a NEW -> Integer.
Name it “nglayout.initialpaint.delay” and set its value to “0”.
This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it receives.
Since you’re broadband - it shouldn’t have to wait.
Now you should Thank me for Letting u know this trick =)~Ha!
Convert Online text to speech.
There are some times, when you're tired of reading and just want to listen to the article (text).
well there is something that will take care of this.Well, Vozme is a free online tool that can convert any text into speech, which you can listen online or download as a MP3 file. It supports two languages, English and Spanish.
Converting a text to speech is very easy. Simply copy and paste the text from anywhere into the text box, select male or female voice and press the Create MP3 button!You can also add this converter on your blog from their Webmasters menu. WordPress users get a plugin for conversion. Or to convert any web page into speech, add their bookmarklet for quick and easy access to it.
Vozme: Text to Speech Converter
so, now you can listen to a blog article or an e-book on your MP3 player!
well there is something that will take care of this.Well, Vozme is a free online tool that can convert any text into speech, which you can listen online or download as a MP3 file. It supports two languages, English and Spanish.
Converting a text to speech is very easy. Simply copy and paste the text from anywhere into the text box, select male or female voice and press the Create MP3 button!You can also add this converter on your blog from their Webmasters menu. WordPress users get a plugin for conversion. Or to convert any web page into speech, add their bookmarklet for quick and easy access to it.
Vozme: Text to Speech Converter
so, now you can listen to a blog article or an e-book on your MP3 player!
This works for me =) !
Friday, November 14
Dostana Review
I watched Dostana today ..I thought it's a movie worth watching once ...There are FEWscenes in the movie which are perfect not-to-miss scenes .It's a well made movie nd priyanks looked amazing after long time .....Priyanka’s looks toned than her last release Fashion. She looks gorgeous.Shilpa's look
All the four stars look stunning and outfits compliment their looks and enhance the personality. Not to forget the Swimsuit of Priyanka and John which made them look HOT not CHEAP. The Muffler/Stole used by Abhishek was so cool .
Dostana is a light entertainer which will not disappoint you at all. It’s worth watching and it gives to enough reasons to smile esp on the NON FORCED jokes and some lovely touching scenes and Yeah – Abhishek and John – Great Act! I must say- You guys indeed saved the grace of the movie by shedding the worries of being framed or termed something. You two have matured as a ACTOR.
All i didn't like about movie was the way it progressed after interval...it was just another love triangle which goes into one angle.....Things happen as a regular movie watcher would expect...Nothing new about the ending .
Face expression is wat makes this movie Good .....I loved face expression of Abhishek....I always thought that a good comedy movie need's to have actor who has great face expression nd abhishek seems to be doing that effortlessly...although john does need to work on it...But then john LOOK's....would surely be enough to hide those mistakes .
I would rate this movie 2.5 on the scale of 5.
I myself personnally don't like idea of rating a movie...it's just so DUMB...bcz it's the view of single person..But then people are Dumb to have been following the idea of seeing the rating nd watching the movie....Who m i to complain...i would only be able to complain ...if ever I EXISTED !
I thank the team of dostana For Those happy movements ....Good work!
Thursday, November 13
Breathless motion
There were Times When I Would Close My Eyes, Take a Deep Breath and Hold It .. Wishing That Everything Around Me Would Come to a Stand Still, Alas ! I Could Never Hold My Breath Long Enough ..
Sometimes The depth of Human Emotions Overshadows The Mind in Control, A maze of Emotions Encloses My Thoughts; My Very Soul,Only leaving a breathless Motion,The decision to Only Move On ..All alone.. As shadow in Darkness
Shadow That was born In Darkness...It lives in Darkness.
This Shadow I fear.
This Shadow is Me .. :( !
I want to remain in darkness as shadow so That i fade away Like 'NOTHING' !
I Drew out the Littile beauty
Today i had practical exam.....nd the subject was ELECTRONICS (as i said my older blog "I know NOTHING is this subject) ....It was 13th morning i reached college at 8:30 nd test was gonna start from 10 'o' clock .
The time between 8:30 nd 10'o' clock created a evil in my mind nd that littile sweet evil made me do wat i wanted to Do=) !
I decided to make cheat again ...nd i kept it under my watch ....Test started i got a experiment of which i knew nothing...nd i started writing procedure nd aim as it is supposing same for all experiment ....Then i Drew out the Little beauty from beneath the watch nd kept it under the paper nd drew everything on paper ....I remained calm nd cool....It was nervous time...My hands started shivering...I started to to fear...and at this time a teacher went passed near me ....i was almost caught but then i stood up nd asked a simple question m i suppose to write output [:d]...he gave a bad look nd said can't u understand in one time nd i said "Sorry" Nd sat down [:d]...I finished my exam successfully ~ha!
How simple it is to To do complicated things in simple way =)) !
I m a cheater ...I m a cheater =))!
The time between 8:30 nd 10'o' clock created a evil in my mind nd that littile sweet evil made me do wat i wanted to Do=) !
I decided to make cheat again ...nd i kept it under my watch ....Test started i got a experiment of which i knew nothing...nd i started writing procedure nd aim as it is supposing same for all experiment ....Then i Drew out the Little beauty from beneath the watch nd kept it under the paper nd drew everything on paper ....I remained calm nd cool....It was nervous time...My hands started shivering...I started to to fear...and at this time a teacher went passed near me ....i was almost caught but then i stood up nd asked a simple question m i suppose to write output [:d]...he gave a bad look nd said can't u understand in one time nd i said "Sorry" Nd sat down [:d]...I finished my exam successfully ~ha!
How simple it is to To do complicated things in simple way =)) !
I m a cheater ...I m a cheater =))!
Tuesday, November 11
Granulated
Today is 12th but for me it's 18th !
Be not afraid of greatness
some are born great
and some achieve something great
and some have greatness thrust upon them
I m such as Dream are made on
and our littile LIFE is rounded with a SLEEP !
Be not afraid of greatness
some are born great
and some achieve something great
and some have greatness thrust upon them
I m such as Dream are made on
and our littile LIFE is rounded with a SLEEP !
so lets just SLEEP [:D].
Happy B'day . . .
Wish me Happy B'day Blog ...I m Letting u know my Birth date bcz i expect you to wish me Next Time...Or u may also forget as world Did . . . I m still that Kid with mask of matured person. . .
way to library
I had internal test last week nd in english paper i answered A QESTION stupidily to have littile fun ..i had my part of lughter ..if this answer makes u laugh then laugh else don't laugh [:d]...SIMPLE !
q:>A newcomer comes nd asks u the way to library ....tell him the way ! (5 marks)
My ans :>Go to third floor using steps nd then take right u will see a sign board on top written "Drinking water" -don't drink water,if u want to then drink not compulsory for reaching to to library..take left from there u will see a door numbered as room no 210 ..keep moving till 215...which is after 4 classes ...take left u will be able to see stair case..which can help u go up or down ..don't use that... move straight in the lane that is next to steps....u will be able to see a board on the top written as "Library"...there is the library if u want to enter inside that enter else stay outside !
q:>A newcomer comes nd asks u the way to library ....tell him the way ! (5 marks)
My ans :>Go to third floor using steps nd then take right u will see a sign board on top written "Drinking water" -don't drink water,if u want to then drink not compulsory for reaching to to library..take left from there u will see a door numbered as room no 210 ..keep moving till 215...which is after 4 classes ...take left u will be able to see stair case..which can help u go up or down ..don't use that... move straight in the lane that is next to steps....u will be able to see a board on the top written as "Library"...there is the library if u want to enter inside that enter else stay outside !
Do u?
Do u know wat it would be like to be truly free?
To do what you want to do and not wat you you need to do,
To be Happy nd not held by anything or anybody..
To do everything you wish in life...
To be totally responsible of yourself...I m doing it..
--are you?
Perhaps everyone i guess would want to ...as i said before people do things that is needed to do instead of doing things that they want to ....The day u start doing things that u want to...u are FREE as Free as Soul after DEATH !
To do what you want to do and not wat you you need to do,
To be Happy nd not held by anything or anybody..
To do everything you wish in life...
To be totally responsible of yourself...I m doing it..
--are you?
Perhaps everyone i guess would want to ...as i said before people do things that is needed to do instead of doing things that they want to ....The day u start doing things that u want to...u are FREE as Free as Soul after DEATH !
Reverse
Still after 50 years my grandmother waits for the day when her son or daughter takes her for a walk,shows her the world that has changed so much from her time to now!
50 years ago the roles would have been reversed !
50 years ago the roles would have been reversed !
Life is beautiful
A weather affected morning in Bangalore, 40 minutes journey to college nd then total time of 3 hours in college with Friends nd FUN ......coming back home in unbelievable traffic !Then home nd the Zulu(dog) . Life is a beautiful thing .
Confession
This post of mine is all about things i write...
U might come across the post somewhere that is similar to my...might contain the same info...
This would make u Think three things,
1>U might think i must have copied from there.
2>He/she must have copied from me .
3>We both would have copied from somewhere else.
All i want to tell here is that i have no interest in being someone else ....I post the things that is similar to my thoughts or are my thoughts.
This below gieven comment is for people who are trying to be me =)
U might come across the post somewhere that is similar to my...might contain the same info...
This would make u Think three things,
1>U might think i must have copied from there.
2>He/she must have copied from me .
3>We both would have copied from somewhere else.
All i want to tell here is that i have no interest in being someone else ....I post the things that is similar to my thoughts or are my thoughts.
This below gieven comment is for people who are trying to be me =)
"It's so much fun being someONE else,
Imagine the fun of being the ONE ! "
Monday, November 10
Growing Evil
I m breathing the air that is filled with evil,
More i breath more EVIL grows inside !
More i breath more EVIL grows inside !
Today's incident :
I had practical test today in college of electronics-the subject of which i know NOTHING,This test was compulsory since it opened the gate for record correction ,I didn't know wat was gonna happen ,i knew nothing in it....i reached college at 7:30 nd test was gonna start from 8'o' clock ,everyone was preparing for test nd i was preparing CHEAT :D...as usual wat i do always....One of my Friend explained me two experiments nd i started feeling Little better nd begin hoping that i get any one of those two.
We reached lab,we had to pick up paper which was kept inverted under which question were written ...for my luck i could make out the words nd thus i managed to read the experiments name nd i succeeded in getting the experiment i wanted ....The story doesn't END here !
After taking the paper i went and sat down in one corner ,My Friends thought it was my luck that i got the easiest question nd i kept laughing :D.....I m so bad in electronics that i still had to copy the answer =)) ..after writing nd drawing the diagrams we had to show the experiments to teacher .....After showing we had to perform the experiment ...I didn't know how to connect things....After writing nd drawing everything i showed to teacher..he said me to perform experiment..i went nd sat down in my place for 10 minutes nd wrote down procedure nd result nd went to different teacher nd said confidently FINISHED SIR,he asked me some questions for viva nd i replied i m not prepared for VIVA he gave me 24 on 25 nd said GO .
The above story may not seem real but the truth is that this unreal story is real.....People might think teachers were fool but then why is it that i managed to play this trick...it wasn't the teacher's Mistake...it was complete confidence nd calmness game......As i always say 3c's can give 3d's to any situation.
Here 3 c's are=calmness,confidence nd care !
3d's =3 dimension....nd choose the best dimension out of it [:d].
I wonder how easily intelligence of human is thought as LUCK !
TO BE LIKE ME
I m struck inside a world I hate,
I m sick of everyone around ,
with big fake smile and stupid lies ,
while deep inside i m bleeding
No u don't know wat it's like being me when nothing feels alright,
You don't know wat it's like -TO BE LIKE ME !
To be hurt,To feel LOST.
To be left out in Dark !
Everyone might feel i m HAPPY !
But why DON'T i feel the SAME !
This world is FAKE
nothing seems REAL nothing seems TRUE !
Neither does FAKE itself seems REAL .
I m sick of everyone around ,
with big fake smile and stupid lies ,
while deep inside i m bleeding
No u don't know wat it's like being me when nothing feels alright,
You don't know wat it's like -TO BE LIKE ME !
To be hurt,To feel LOST.
To be left out in Dark !
Everyone might feel i m HAPPY !
But why DON'T i feel the SAME !
This world is FAKE
nothing seems REAL nothing seems TRUE !
Neither does FAKE itself seems REAL .
Things i can't understand !
1. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built ?
2. Do you know transportation thru roadways or car is called as a Transshipment, whereas, transportation thru sea or ship is called as a cargo =))
3. Why does glue doesn't stick to its bottle but it sticks soon as we take it out...
4. there are so many words which have silent letters... if they are of no use... why to put them there unnecessarily... Example : psychology, champagne, knife and lots more like this...
2. Do you know transportation thru roadways or car is called as a Transshipment, whereas, transportation thru sea or ship is called as a cargo =))
3. Why does glue doesn't stick to its bottle but it sticks soon as we take it out...
4. there are so many words which have silent letters... if they are of no use... why to put them there unnecessarily... Example : psychology, champagne, knife and lots more like this...
Smudged world .
Thinking what i have lost and wat to gain, Struggle for existence is wat driving me INSANE .
I tried to fool myself and hide behind my dreams,
Tried to make everything as simple as it seems .
I tried to fool myself and hide behind my dreams,
Tried to make everything as simple as it seems .
I myself find to be fighting everyday ~ with myself.A battle, which doesn't seem to end, ever.The silent scream & cry within, is making the loudest sound heard ever.. but still can't utter a word, in front of the world.
As Linkin park song's lyrics rightly suggest :
I tried so hard,
And got so far..
But in the end,
It doesn't even matter..
I had to fall,
To lose it all..
But IN THE END,
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER !!!
Sunday, November 9
[9-11-2008]
I was just walking around the square alone.i felt some eye on me.The girl looking at me nd her boyfreind passed by but her gaze didn't change.I don't know how she felt.
Avoid trying to destroy me. I’d prefer to remain in one piece .
The below given incident took place on November 2 at 4'0' the day when kumble announced his retirement ! !
I was walking to CCD in HSR layout in a forsaken Road.Two young kid went passed next to me in their vehicle thinking that i would get scared nd the back seat BOY made a sound something like....hohooooou...Nd then another two Boys in their activa went passed laughing ..After total seconds of lost i regained myself but by then they had speeded to distance as much that they couldn't heard my voice.....So i showed them the finger(the flag which can provoke any retard) which could reach them .Then the boys who went passed me came to me and asked wat?I replied:"wat ? shouldn't be the question...after wat u did..."the question should be asked by me nd that is :"wat did u Try to do just now?"
He replied :"is this road ur pop-in-law's property?"
I replied:"Yeah,how is ur sister?...i mean my wife "(nd this was enough to get them to nerve)
He got down from his vehicle nd said come in side..
I replied :"Listen you are four in number nd i m alone ,i will totally get dominated...How about we do one thing....u name a place i come or there or i name a place u come der ."
he replied :"Come one on one"
..I gave a smile nd said "side ?"By then his Friends had reached they started laughing at whom i still wonder ...
Then he was provoked enough to loose his senses nd then he called me "motherfucker".....
I replied calmly :"I thought u knew the relation with ur sister only ...when did u come to know my relation with ur mom ...Damn she had said it was SAFE."
He looked angry enough to hit me nd then the had four boys wth him nd I was ALONE...i remained CALM nd confident ...
I asked :"would you want to do wat u want to do now?"I kept my bag Down Getting ready to FIGHT A lost battle with complete courage......But by then a boys from behind said "sorry..".....nd then main boy Looked towards with me no expression..i picked up my bag nd
I said my statement "Listen Kids....wat u people just now did wasn't funny ."
And i walked away like will smith does in "I m legend ".They went other way !
(these boys must be somewhere around 18 years old)
Moral of above story is:Remain calm nd confident whatsoever the situation is ...bcz that's the only thing u can DO at times when u are caught between ur self respect nd FEAR !
I was walking to CCD in HSR layout in a forsaken Road.Two young kid went passed next to me in their vehicle thinking that i would get scared nd the back seat BOY made a sound something like....hohooooou...Nd then another two Boys in their activa went passed laughing ..After total seconds of lost i regained myself but by then they had speeded to distance as much that they couldn't heard my voice.....So i showed them the finger(the flag which can provoke any retard) which could reach them .Then the boys who went passed me came to me and asked wat?I replied:"wat ? shouldn't be the question...after wat u did..."the question should be asked by me nd that is :"wat did u Try to do just now?"
He replied :"is this road ur pop-in-law's property?"
I replied:"Yeah,how is ur sister?...i mean my wife "(nd this was enough to get them to nerve)
He got down from his vehicle nd said come in side..
I replied :"Listen you are four in number nd i m alone ,i will totally get dominated...How about we do one thing....u name a place i come or there or i name a place u come der ."
he replied :"Come one on one"
..I gave a smile nd said "side ?"By then his Friends had reached they started laughing at whom i still wonder ...
Then he was provoked enough to loose his senses nd then he called me "motherfucker".....
I replied calmly :"I thought u knew the relation with ur sister only ...when did u come to know my relation with ur mom ...Damn she had said it was SAFE."
He looked angry enough to hit me nd then the had four boys wth him nd I was ALONE...i remained CALM nd confident ...
I asked :"would you want to do wat u want to do now?"I kept my bag Down Getting ready to FIGHT A lost battle with complete courage......But by then a boys from behind said "sorry..".....nd then main boy Looked towards with me no expression..i picked up my bag nd
I said my statement "Listen Kids....wat u people just now did wasn't funny ."
And i walked away like will smith does in "I m legend ".They went other way !
(these boys must be somewhere around 18 years old)
Moral of above story is:Remain calm nd confident whatsoever the situation is ...bcz that's the only thing u can DO at times when u are caught between ur self respect nd FEAR !
Today is my first day at Blogging ! !
Who m i?
Who m i ?
Let me start From beginning..
I m Lazy nd Ugly I m so ugly that they turn off street nd banks cameras The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. I have got so big teeth dat it can be sold in ivory coast by telling them its elephant's When i waz born they put tinted windows on my incubator I Stop at the green light and go on red I have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world I Listen to the whisper of the rumours.That our life is just a Dream.I don't even know whether i m living or dreaming Most people consider me to be the greatest living moron I'm so ugly,I stucked my head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning I don't need to sing song in solomons island for tree to die (persence enow)
Most people hate me but i don't care less Warm and caring are my most enduring characteristics Every time i go out i get chased by the dog catcher When i get sick my parents call the vetnary doctor I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my family They said they wanted more pieces for more proof.I want 2 die while asleep like my dead Grandmother,not screaming in terror like da passengers in hiz car I m not discriminating, I HATE everyone! I intend to live forever - so far,so good I'm not HORNY;i'm just SEXUALLY FOCUSED My eye is bigger than my brain sometimes i speak only in a "ROBOT" voice 2 annoy p'ple I declare mah area an independent nation, and sue mah neighbors for "violating my airspace" Sometimez i have meaningful conversations with my Fan nd shoe ;I love EXCLAMATION !I love sharpening pencil.I tend to agree with everything my father's dead mother tells me I hate people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at wrestling Sometimes I feel like smashing things I get excited very easily 'Anger' and 'Agony' are better than - Misery When the lights go off, "you'll understand!!" You need to climb me for Reaching the height of Laziness.I was put on this earth to accomplish certain number of things right now I'm so far behind I will never die,KILL ME . When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute. Too bad they Missed .
Who m i ?
Let me start From beginning ..
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