Me:Hello
Shilpa:hey wassup?
how ru?
Me:I m good.
How is You ?
Shilpa:im fine
life is all same
Me:I expected you to be n best of ur health considering the fact u so sporty ..
how is karate going ?
You Were into karatey ,Rite ?
Shilpa: i got black belt
its karate
Me:They don't give white belt ?
yellow yellow ?
Shilpa:im trying to train myself for the next belt
Me:is it wrong if i say ..Karate with extra stress at end ?
Shilpa:white is the 1st n then yellow
Me:why do u want belt ?
You wear loose cloth ?
They give belt for free ?
Shilpa:belts help me participate in tournaments
Me:even i have belt..
Shilpa:but i earn my belt
Me:And i Buy ..
Shilpa:yup karate dress is loose
good for u then
which coll ur in?
Me:I Don't go to college
Shilpa:then wt u do?
u finished ur studies?
y u dont go to coll
Me:No i didn't start ..
i don't like college.
teachers scold me..
Shilpa:wait a min..... i dint understand. tel it clearly
Me:No i can't tell clearer than that ..I feel bad..
Shilpa:arre teachers scolding u is something new for u or wt?
its okie u can tel me
wt happened?
Me:I went to college and ma'am scolded me and the building is too huge..I m scared of beg building ..Wat if i loose myself :( ..
Shilpa:so........?
Me:Then she told Boy like u should not come to college..
I followed her words..
Now i just stay back at home ..
and eat
and talk on facebook
then i go offline ..
and I Come back again Online..
i sell tire lubes
Shilpa:im no fool sumit. pakka thz is not d reason
tire tubes?
dude wt a twist in life.........
crazy ur
Me:no, tire lubes..
not tire tubes..
Shilpa:wt is lubes?
Me:tubes sell is less in market..
Shilpa:hahaha
Me:Can u sell tire lubes for me ?
Shilpa:wt is tire lubes sumit
Me:i will give u complementary bucket full of paint remover
Shilpa:arre wt ru telling
Me:tire lubes u don't it's like like slimy liquid
i m telling the truth ..
is it tasting bitter ?
Shilpa:wt is it used for?
Me:it seem truth tastes bitter
Shilpa : na its not tasting bitter n u havent changed at all
Me:I also sell potato bonda in evening ..
No i have changed now ..
i work very and night ..
workiing working working ..
Shilpa:i wil find u a better job
Me:Will You relly ?
Shilpa : i know a frnd who can help in job matters
Me:what job ?
Shilpa : may b in a call centre or something like tat
i know u speak good n im sure u wil get d job easily
u want me to speak to him?
Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes
Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?
Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living.. (send as a message)
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Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes
Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?
Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living..
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Shilpa:ru there?
Me:Yeah ..
Shilpa:so had dinner?
Me:No ..I eat late..
Yu still play kabbdi ?
kabbadi*
Shilpa:i dont play kabbadi
i play football
Me:Are u good in football ?
Shilpa:yup im good in it
Me:I suck ..
I suck at football..
All Run around one Ball.
Shilpa:hahaha
Me:You represent ur college ?
Shilpa:yup coll n state as well
Me:State
Bah Nice ..
Shilpa:yup state
Me:You Run fast ?
Shilpa:pretty fast
Me:I can't run ..
I can't run faster than i walk..
i m fat now ..
82 kg
I want to be 92kg and advertise in vlcc
Shilpa:82?
hahaha
but krish told ur thin
Me:No i didn't meet him from long time ..
i have been working on my weight and running speed with tire lubes on head
Shilpa:i guess u met him in the recent reunion
Me:here working means ..increasing weight..
Yeah ..That time i was 71
some oneand half month over..
I m not sure about 82 ..
But yes i m fat
like FAT
Shilpa:hahaha
Me:What u studying ?
U know to make vada pau ?
Shilpa:I donno to make vada pau
im doing my degree in humanity
Me:Humanity ?
that is why u being so human
or else who pities my condition ..
no one even buys tire lubes
Shilpa:very funny sumit
wt r they used for?
Me:They are used in tires
lubes..
are lubricant used in wheel
Me:Will u sell truck load of lubes ?
i will gift paint remover..
Shilpa:no pa i cant sell so much
Me:What can u sell ?
will u buy my belt ?
i will write on it ..earned belt and give..
Shilpa:okie i wil buy a belt for u
Me:No i want to sell my belt
why should u buy for me ..
why should u buy for me ..
Shilpa:i donno
i dont want to buy ur belt
Me:Buy one i have white belt
Shilpa:ayyo go dont irritate me now
Me:No i not irritating ..
I m dying ..
Shilpa:ur
Me:I m grey
i loosing my blood
i m turning white
my skin is pale ..
uh ah i m dead
Yu killed me ..
can u get me into any job ?
zz
not job i mean into any college ?
Shilpa:i havent become tat great to get u into a coll but i wil surely try
Me:No don't try ..
u tell whether u will get me into college or not ..
i m going to drink poison soon ..
i can't sell truck load of lubes all my life
Shilpa:i think i can
Me:which college ?
Shilpa:eh shup up now
reddy coll
Me:If u think u can then get me into one ..
no not that college ..
mukul studies in that college..
Shilpa:i can get u into tat coll by influence okie
Me:will you get me into that for free?
Shilpa:no other coll i can get u into
Me:what influence ?
cricket influence ?
Shilpa:if u were a reddy u would hav got it for free
Me:i don't want anything for free
Shilpa:ministers influence
hey u r too much
Me:which ministed ?
education ?
U know minister ?
I want to meet prime minister..I m not khan ..
Shilpa:even i cant meet the minister
Me:I can Meet minister ..If i want ..He is public servant ..I m public ..so he is my servant..
Shilpa:yeah he is ur servant
Me:He is not ur servant ?
Shilpa:arre shut up now
u r irritating me so much n im getting irritated like a fool
Me:You don't understand my problem ..
Shilpa:wts ur problem?
Me:I thought u will understand because u doing studies in humanity ..
No college and no employee to sell tire lubes..
Shilpa:go eat someone elses head
Me:Why You don't have any,I thought only your head is edible.. ?
Holidays going on ?
You don't believe me ?
You are a fail student of humanity ..
go Join some other course ..Race course will be better..
Shilpa:yup i hav holidays
n i dont like humanity okie
im just doing it for a sake of having a degree
Me:Then what u like ?
vade pau ?
*Missing messages will miss forever..*
Today with same girl..
Shilpa:Go Jump.
Me:Where?
On floor or from floor ?
Shilpa:On Floor.
Me:No,No point jumping.. I come back on floor,I never fly like spiderman.I m not spiderman.
*Few Missing messages*
Shilpa:eh dont call now
call in the morning
he wil pick okie
Me:No he won't pick ..
i feel like crying ..
i have no friend ..
i stay alone ..
no one talks to me ..
Shilpa:give me ur number. i wil talk to u
Me:No Don't talk ..
I don't have virgin mobile ..I don't get paid for incoming..
