3 idiots is for Idiots ..

3idiots .. As expected this was another intellectual movie by vidu's production house with Director Rajkumar Hirani .. I guess the third one .. after munnabhai , lagey raho .. and 3 idiots .. Movie is entertaining no doubt ..this is another movie of Amir which focussess on point of view of the people ..and make people think that this movie has changed their view .. this movie isn't totally about idiots .. it's more for idots ..this movie may work wonders for idiots who wants to convince people ..Like TZP did ..

Yesterday night on news channel i saw bollywood celebrities telling they are idiots with feeling of pride in them . It's kinda funny how the writing or a movie can make people think and change their original thinking .. many people now feel pride in announcing that they Are Idiot ..so Be it .
On acting point of view i felt talent of Boman Irani's was totally wasted ..They made his chahracter appear too melodramatic .. Neverthless the movie is well connected with each thing that happens ..
 
The thing that derails the movie is that This movie has many secnes in it that are rediculous .completely Unbelievable.Impossible.




Here is Link To one of Video ..which will tell You What exactly is an IDIOT .. ONE IDIOT . =))
I m Not Idiot and I m Prod .xD

Back To Movie
Summing up in few words ..3 idiots is dissapointing from expectation point of view neverthless it's the movie worth the many ..it's entertaing . elightening for those need to . But not so sensibly and realistically made . and the best thing about this production house is that they alway keep Family in mind make Movie .. This is one of those movies which One can go with Family :D This Movie has Many Feel good scenes Like previous work by these two Giants .. at some point it does successfully creates Vibration and makes one feel like giving standing ovation .. zz i hope the spelling of ovation is correct .

Go watch it .. Leave Your left Mind at home and place the right mind left side and watch ..all zzz not well .. each time You see an impossible scene ..You relly need to say Alll zzz well ..and continue watching the movie with smile .

Enjoy ..
Rating .. 3/5 . well another .5 for feel good scenes ..3.5/5 .. Music doesn't work for me of this Movie .
At this point i chose to still thank .. vidu , amir .. for entertaining gift this christmas .

And I choose to Not add Pic of three Idiots because they aren't ..only thing that i felt seems to be telling that they are idiot is the style of showing affetion again and again :)

It may also seem to You that I m being biased or trying to different ..so be it ..who gives THE FUCK you Give .. ? !?  if yes ,Nice Give it to My Dog instead  .. ! this is my Blog ..I write wat I feel .=))

Haa Haa ..They all wear same Kind of Undies ..through out the movie .. Did they share ? or pre planned ..be it anything .. (REST You think the Why part :P)

2012

I watched this movie on recommendation and after reading reviews ..It all seemed to indicate Movie Is good ..The movies picks up well by starting with reason why and How world end ..But then director looses his focus by shifting to a family .. Now focussing on the type  of movie this is to be categorised yes it's a Destruction movie..World Destruction movie ..I agree to the fact it's a prepostrous movie ..But then one doesn't expect the whole movie moving around a Family ..and why is that family being kept the centre point of movie is never Known ..

Moreover there are so many close calls scenes like plane taking off just at last second .. cushack showing his hand the last second ..escaping the speed of destruction by car at the edges .. all these scenes were unnecessarily there to make it seem much Unreal ..

But the thing that doesn't work most for this movie is it's length 2:30 minutes .. last thirty minutes are just unbearable .. and moreover there is absolutely nothing happening ..It starts boring .

As Far effect is concerned no doubt it's one of the best but then we have preciously seen these kind of effects in previous works of same person .. This director seems to be in love of showing the falling of big building just like cards .. neverthless .. I don't deny the fact it's movie with good graphic effect .

It's the beside special effect and the actors "Chiwetel Ejiofor" and "Carl Anheuser" tries to Hold the intrest while others were just wasted they let down in each and every frame of the movie .. The Leading actor John Cushack is ok .

After watching the when i walked Away I realised there was nothing that i gained ..I didn't gain any information about 2012 nor did it entertain me . 

Few Dialogues That helps u watch this movie ~ha ! .. When Jackson curtis asks .. "Do i look scared and the daughter replies yes "~haha ! Then in another scene the lady say "Bring back My Daughter " there are many other funny dialogue which one comes acroos while watching ..and all you have is those not suppose to be funny dialogues to laugh about . 

I think director should have focussed more on How and why ? Looking at  the Plot of the Movie .

I wonder if Roland Emmerich starts every film imagining how he will destroy the White House .. Considering His Previous work .While watching I relly had good time laughing .

 If i was to rate this movie ..I would go with 1.5/5 .

Words For Readers : If you feel like turning your brain off and watching special effects and big explosions With Some Funny Dialogue ..then Go watch it .

My 19th B'day .

Before I start to write anything I Would Like to mention special 4T to the four people who manged to call me at the time as clock ticked  into Day I was Born ..Yes 12th November .


It’s birthday time again I see , Another year's gone by I m  older than I was this very thought could make me cry But I look back and see what i have done since birth and see nothing , so wat do I cry for is nothing . I started relly small,Now I m filled out and tall .When i was born I could just cry now i can laugh if i TRY. 




Now I choose to Descript The Double Wishes story :


Till the age 18, I thought My b'day was on 11th and thus i celebrated on that day and it was officially known as My birth date ..But in midst of my progress to 19th year I came across my D.O.B certificate in which they had mentioned the time .. and it was 1:57 am and due to this fact parents had told me that i took birth on 11th which was according to Hindu Mythology:If sun rises then it's the next day and before that it's previous day ..and this My date of birth was considered as 11th .But After I saw the certificate I realized My b'day is on 12th and here things started and thus I decided to celebrate My birthday On 12th .


I would Like to Thank all Friends who managed to remeber My birthday and wished me on 11th ..
Now the smarter act starts here ..As I got wished on 11th i asked them all to wish on 12th too =)).


Things That Happened in 18th Year .


1.Sister got engaged .
2.I cleared First Year Of  B.ca with Distinction .
3.ZULU- My Dog.
4.I got A year Older .
5.I Became More Wicked .
6.More Social .
7.Didn't gain weight .
8.Uncle Aunt Moved to Singapore .
9.Shared Personal Mobile Number For it to Vibrate More.
10.Found Out My Actaul Date of Birth To be 12th
11.Went Back to Native Place .
12 - My Date Of Birth.


Now I m back after a day .I Had Final Practicals Yesterday and I did well after that I went postponed b'day dinner .. I again thank all my friends Who could make it there .. It's little things that makes me feel special ..Thank You all ..For making Me feel special .. 


And Yes I do not study On My B'day .. In fact i don't touch Books and in the living of 19 years this was first time i had exam the next day and I still didn't touch ..and luckily all went well . 

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English

Few Links to his Videos : 
1>Stell Body
2>Captain current shock

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u
cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7)Normal people get electric shock by current  ,I m narshimbha ..electricity gets shock by me .(and opposite sparkles and shock happens ,I saw it on Youtube :P) 

AND THIS ONE IS ULTIMATE….!!!!!!!!!

8) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Look for his videos On Youtube .. specially the action videos =)) .

Another competing .. superhero .. Bala Krishna.


 ~ ha! guddute( means if i punch u) google search lo kooda dorakavu (means no one can find u on goodle search also). Visit this Link - 






But the god is SAM ANDERSON .My Favorite for this You got search on You tube =))

1>Ha Ha
2>Guru
3>change

Funny Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect…… so why
practice?

Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. – They are so tasty.

Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause
children

“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every
morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, – three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. what more can I say…….. 

Random Act ..Say Hello

I had a  Sim card Of Aircel ..Which I rarely use ..so  Today I Just decided To Use The sim for random Act ..Oh yeah Random Act ...

Today's story I wish tranfer Into Play I.e different scene ...*swooshed Opens the curtain by inserting new sim into Phone *.



Scene 1:Akash - [Silent  Boy..a good footballer and amazing guy to be with *caller tune walk and talk talk and walk* ]

Akash :Hello .
Me : Silent
Akash:Hello .
Me  : Hello
Akash : Hi .
Me :Say Hello .
Akash  :Hello .
Me :Again .
Akash  : Who is this ?
Me: Are You walking or talking ?
Akash :wat ?
Me :Did yedy kill the goat ?
Akash :sorry ..
Me : *cracking up*say hello ..uncontrolled  giggle..
Akash :Sumit ..
Me :Pamela Anderson .
Akash : who ?
Me :Pamela ..
Akash :Tell da sumit ..
Me: How the fuck You know i M sumit ?
Akash :No one else is mad Like You .
*rest conversation is about studies and current progress in life ..skipping *

Scene 2 :calling   Krish -School mate ,  currently pursuing B.sc in josephs close friend ,calling up after long time .. ]
*rings*
Me :Hello
Krish :*changed voice* Hello .
Me :I m calling from St Joseph college .
Krish :Yes .
Me :This is to inform You that Your exam that was to be held tomorrow has been postponed to tuesday due to death of One of Our teacher .
Krish :Wat ?
Me :Yes lets pray for Peace .
Krish : who are You ?
Me :say Hello .
Krish : sumit ?
Me : Bhosdk .
Me :How the fuck Did u guess ?
Krish :Who else can do this ?
Me :but still .
Krish :Exam Khatam ho gaya..
Me :<> I should Have found out this detail and talked  .

Krish :Hahahahha ..watta a beginning  man (yeah he has the habit of telling man after most statement ..how are you ? fuck You ... ##$$##$#$#$ $##$#$ $##$# and goes on ...
*And usual life talk *

*ending*
Me :say Hello =)).


Scene 3 : Basil  [school mate ,another funny guy whose favorite line is 'Fuck man' ..be it for funny or serious issue ]

Me :Silent
Basil :Hello
Me :Hello
Basil :who is this
Me :Raj malhotra
Basil :I can't hear You ..
Me :Raj malhotra ,My wife's name is Pooja .
Basil :I don't know You ..i think Wrong number ..
Me :I have four son ..and Do you agree to agreement ?
Basil :wat ?,wat agreement ?
Me :Marriage Agreement ..(oops made wrong choice of word )
Basil :Wat ?
Me :House Agreement ..
Basil :I think You have called Up wrong guy ..
Me :No i m father of four son and My wife's name is pooja ,i have four children .
Basil :Is this vivek ?,No Not vivek ..who are You ?
Me :  Harry potter fan .
Basil :Wat ?
Basil :Oh Fuck man - Sumit (note His first use )
Me :Go die ..
Basil :Oh Fuck man You confused me ..I was like wat agreement .. hahha Oh fuck ,Oh fuck man .
*and this goes on ...with normal college description *
*ending*
Me :Say hello .
Basil :Oh fuck man .


Scene 4 - Akash Badrinath [school mate ]-one Big fat goofy guy with one can chat about gaming ,rock and star wars for Years .One man I know who is Himslef truely .* he is returning after attending the rock show in palace ground*

*rings*

Me :Hello
Akash :Hello
Me :Say Hello
Akash :Hi
Me :Say hello.
Akash :Hello ,Who is this ?
Me : Hello ,This is spiderman .
Akash : Oh,wow ..how do you survive in india ..how do You manage your skill practice in these small building .* This answer wasn't expected ,Perhaps this shows his sporadic thinking*
Me :Yeah I kinda difficult ,but then i m Dwarf spider man ..I got to use skill on these small building ..
Akash :Ok ,Tell who is this ?
Me: Now that You have repeated the question I must change my answer ,Shaktiman .
AKash :Wow,Our super hero . Sumit ...wadddddupp ...How is yOu ?
Me :How the hell man ..Go die ..I m not talking to You
Akash :Hahahah ..Who else could be mad so much .
Me :Damn You .
*usual talk about wats happening currently and other update *
(yeah he has curled Up long Hair now ..gotta meet him soon :D)
*end*
Me : Say Hello to shaktiman .



Scene 5- shamsudin .

Me :Hello .
Shamsudin: Hello .
Me :say again .
Shansudin :Hello .
Me :Keep saying .
Shamsudin : hello hello helo ..,who is this ?
Me :Is Your fan running ?
Shamsudin :Sumit ?, yeah it's running.
Me :Go run after it ..
*both laughs uproariously*
Shamsudin :  Salley gandu harami
*usual talk now *
*ending*
Me: say hello ..
Shanmsudin :Khi khi khi ..

Scene 6: Neha (Old Friend ..Rarely talk to her ..)

 Me :Hello
Neha :Hi
Me :I said Hello say hello
Neha :Hello ,WHO ARE YOU ?
Me :Shiv
Neha :Who are you? shiv is with me .
*damn that fool had to be with her now :@ !*
Me :Ramji shabjiwala
Neha :Hahhaha ,SUMIT ?
*grr even though I m not in touch i got caught *
Me :Bye , It's late night ..go sleep ..And slap that shiv .
Neha :Khi khi .. You still are mad .
Me :No i m ramji shabjiwala now ..slap that FOOL ..
Me :say hello .
*I cut the call*

Scene 6: Kathik Kesar (college mate )

Me :Hello
Karthik :Hello
Me:Hello
Karthik :Who are u man ?
Me :Ramya in Same Voice.*in my own voice i.e man voice *
Karthik :Which ramya ?
Me :Ramya with Loose bra .
*laughs *
Karthik :Tell the Fucker ..
*i had messaged him before as unknown ..and by then he had got doubt and by that i think he inferred who i was -now usual talk about wat i have been doing and record and tomorrow timing *

Scene 7: Junaid

Me :Knok Knock
Junaid : Hello,who is this .
Me :Kya apkey masudo mein dard hain ?
Junaid :Wat ?
Me :Chalo agley ghar .. leaves him in confused ~hahah !

*later I called him up ...but no scene was scripted as he recognised my voice easily .*

Scene 8,9,10,11 ..skipped due to similarity in script .

Scene That remained Unscripted
Calling Mandira [current name Ping] *rings * *She deosn't pick * grrr ..Anyway this scene I presume  wouldn't have got scripted because I had already been INDIAN GAS DELEIVERY boy yesterday to her ..still called to make scene and realised after making call ..as she was only who was remaining in that list to be scripted scene with .

*Sim Removed *

Me :Hello ,Say Hello .Keep Repeating .

Later , :@  !

Gonna complete practical record now ..

Don't Try Any .

I don't Know How to narrate todays story .. I choose to Start the description With the  Line "walk To Remeber " 




Morning came late as it was Tuesday ,I woke and checked the time had raced to eight ..to catch up with time i had to Do things quickly .. I  Rushed Up things and reached the temple early their I had to meet   =^..^=  as it was preplanned ..I choose to not write rest as  I would want to remember as I want at that point of time  [:d] ~ha !.At the end Of all ...All i would want to remeber this day as - The Day i walked the WALK TO REMEBER .

 Shifting back Focus On Todays Thought .. usually I don't have so Much Thought ..But today I don't know happen to get many weird thought None became Real though .. 


Here are Few Which i Recall .. 
1.While Buying Pop corn tub ---> When they gave it to me , I looked at it, then threw it on the floor angrily and started crying for no reason. -This was thought ..


In real nothing happened .


2.Waited until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter started to die down, screamed at the top of your lungs. -Another Illusion . 


In Real No Action scene .


3.At the end of the movie, when the credits was  rolling, stood up quickly and tried to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stayed to watch the "Secret Scene"(which did not exist) stood up and left  without anyone noticing -Haa Haa ... Another Illusion . 


4.While Entering the elevator ..if some is coming from side ..just run away yelling ..Batman batman .. and make feared expression .. 


My suggestion: Don't try Any . =)) .

Illusion Over --> I Love this :@ more than This :@ ! 

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Today I watched "All the best " -It's Kinda funny movie .. Rohit shetty seems to have become Pro on making films and extracting Humor out of anything and everthing ..this movie a bit of slapstick , a bit of rapidly moving tongue in the cheek ,  and lots of witty lines .. extremely funny .. and Obviously Lots of Ajay devgan .. Movie starts it's setup and reaches the theme within fifteen minutes we come to know that this movie is about mistaken identities ..but then it's sajay Dutts  entry that draws the interest completely and makes you hold ur stomach . 

This movie seems to be best of the diwali Relase ,Ironically ..By First view at trailer It seemed to be Stupid Movie ..But then it's the complete star cast of the movie that helps the movie's Hilarious script  run Smoothly . First Ten minutes seemed boring .. few funny scenes seemed forcibly put to make it appear funny ..  

And To Be  honest Bipasha and Fardeen have done Justice with their character and A Movie in which  anyone who can make the audience laugh featuring Zany  like Bipasha Basu and Fardeen Khan is a frigging genius .

On the Whole This movie is hillarious and Must watch Too..If you want the rohit's created MADCAP ..

 Ending the story with Mute. 

Cliche

I have Heard , Your greatest strengths are your greatest weaknesses. And vice versa.

When I Look back at this line I think " The first part is a cliche , the 'vice versa' part should/would  be too."

I try to remind myself of that when I confront my weaknesses. Staring into the darkness of my inadequacy, it’s easy to overlook the strength that may be lurking in there as well .

For instance, one of my most glaring weaknesses is that I am not a social animal. I prefer to live in my head. I avoid social occasions. When compelled to be social, I have a hard time masking my disinterest. I could care less about others’ concerns, except on the rare occasions when they happen to intersect or understand my view  , at which point I overwhelm them with learned discourses they’d prefer not to hear. I am, fundamentally, a deeply selfish person. So it’s no surprise that I don’t form connections so easily .

I know This is not good . This may have resulted in a great deal of unhappiness in in others’ lives as well as in my life a bit too.

Anyhow I still think it has it's own advantage too after having chosen to be like this Unknowingly .

For one, my thinking is probably more independent than it would otherwise be ,My Thoght are more sporadic ,Perhaps . Avoiding people makes me less susceptible to social proof, that strong urge to follow the herd that so often leads us over a cliff or bluff in geographical sense .

I Feel My thinking is also more abstract and systemic; I am less prone than most to personalize complex phenomena . Normal social beings are more prone to take these mental short-cuts, and therefore more prone to their distortions .Perhaps I May be wrong with  my view  or may just seem to you this way . Considering the fact I m Unsocial and thoughts are sporadics .This fact about claiming  sporadic may seem to you that i m self boasting but then I Just tried conveying according to my exprience .

Another benefit is I have more time to think On what I want to  ,My phone never ringing , my email rarely pinging me with new messages .

But the most surprising benefit, and one that I have only recently begun to truly appreciate, is that being asocial has actually taught me a great deal about people. Social interactions that come naturally to most people do not come naturally to me. What most do unconsciously, I can only do consciously. I have to analyze my social interactions in order to make them work. My analytical approach is artificial and can result in stilted interactions, but over years of trial and error I’ve managed to refine it to such a degree that I can navigate my way through most social situations while looking more natural than I would be or I m .

That’s not surprising to me. What is surprising is that I have also become a social resource for others in my family and small circle of friends. What could these naturally social people possibly learn from me? When they find themselves in social quandaries, and their own natural instincts fail to guide them, an artificial but analytical approach like mine can help reveal answers they otherwise couldn’t see. They never needed to develop analytical social skills, so their social strength is now their weakness, while my social weakness has led me to develop this strength that they sometimes need. So they increasingly consult with me, the most asocial person they know, about social matters.

On the whole, I still believe I’d be happier if I were naturally social. The lifetime benefits of being naturally social significantly outweigh the benefits I’ve outlined above, but rather than rail against the injustice of my weakness I will try to dwell more on its attendant strengths .

And I Now i can sense the change .. Phone always ringing and message always Pinging .At this Point I fail to distinguish whether it's good or bad But till the time I m not made to think on this  I chose to sway in direction of moving wind.

BLUE

I don't relly chose to put my view normally until or unless movie is way too bad or good ..or over hyped ..

Blue is multi starer movie starring Akshay,zayed,sanjay,lara,rahul dev,Katrrina Kaif.  supposing one of the costliest movie by Bollywood moreover  it's excellent crew consisting of oscar winner AR rahman ,Famous Kylie Manou ,And if report is to believed the underwater director of  photography from the movie PIRATES OF CARRI BEAN .

First Focussing by bits on actors ..

 Akshay Kumar : Superstar Holding ,he is one star who believes in never make sensible movie concept .. perhaps does work for him sometime ..but he does need to make serious choice to Reach the league of actor.. as i said he is SUPERSTAR .. Not actor .. but a perfect superstar is one who equally rationalize b/w stardom and acting ..  I don't know if i can blame him ..this movies script seemed too weak .. nothing ever gripped ..every next frame in this movie was obvious .. It seemed like this movie was being directed by a student who is on learning process of film making .. every minute direction completely stripped the suspense .. "Like akshay says the dialogue about RISK..which was previously used by rahul dev .. then at beginning director gives sufficient Hint to show akshay is Bad guy .. I would say This movie wasted everything and every bodies Talent .

Zayed Khan : Most part of the movie zayed hides his FACE in helmet ..which infact i thought is best thing and thought by director ..considering zayed's emotionless expression .. this guy relly need to work on expression .. nothing seems natural on him .. even the Arrogant smile seemed too Vague  ..as always he remain he need to learn alot .

Sanjay Dutt :Seemed To Just do with role with no effort into it ..

Lara Dutta : She Needs to learn Alot..she was bad in Do knot disturb and here too .. sexy Image doesn't Hide Bad acting ..

Katrina Kaif :She doesn't have much role ..but she is never natural . .She Is Can't act .

this part is completely personal view : I wonder what makes people like this female ..I don't find her Good looking ..she is one awkwardly shaped female ..sometime she looks like malyali actress ..just that her ascent and Fairness hides ..I feel either kids or the people who wants to see sexy voluptuous lady can only like her .. I may seem bit too Harsh ..but i have heard alot about this lady ..on news ..on paper ..everywhere ..

Focussing On Movie : I Thought LUCK was mistake by this production House ..then they came up with this movie ..proving they have mistaken the understanding of film making completely .. at times i felt like hitting myself for having gone for this movie .. songs are unnecessary still  i got no problem ..considering the fact director had tried to give exotic new look to this thriller ..then moving to dialogue ..OMFG .. This was hilarious .. The completely seemed to have lost senses while placing dialogue .. While Rahul Dev shoots .. lara Dutta in midst tries to be funny atleast it seemed funny to me /...she says to solve matter by talking and this sanjay then starts talking .. bhai sahab and stuff .. this movie badly articulated .. A completely baseless You never get thrillled i don't even know wat category this movie would be placed probably IN category of ashtavinyaks SPECIAL BAD MOVIES . Firstly dissapointing LUCK then This BLUE ..  next they should make SUCK. :@ ! Atleast watching some BLUE film would be better ..while i was walking back i saw a poster of "RAAT KI RAANI" and thought that movie would have been better choice than this .. [:X]

Few of the brilliant No logic scenes :

1.  Ending they get to treasure easily ..to which no one had ever succeeded in reaching .. many had lost their life too -

2.Gold were still shinning after 50 years .

3. Akshay sports a grey  goatee ...which goes missing in one scene and is seen with goatee again in other .

4.In trial of giving exotic new look director places the scene and few action of actor unnecessarily .. Like zayed goes to meet Rahul dev he chucks his jacket ..wat was the neeed [:O] ..  ?!?

5. It was obvious that they didn't want to kill zayed Khan or sanjay that ..still it is shown that people of VILLAIN blindly shoot bullets at them .. did villain know that .. his men would fail to KILL them .. even if they shot blindly ?  ..

6.Movie is not gripping ..

I regret the fact that i chose this Movie ..I m seriously regretting .

I even chose to rate this .. i give ONE STAR ..nothing more than ..Yeah i may seem harsh ..but i seriously did get rotten feeling for having chosen this film while watching ..it's one of the worst movie ..but still this movie manages to give good FIGHT to LUCK .

 Now as per business is concern It will be ALL THE BEST..

Of all movies I think ALL THE BEST would be the best .. Go and go for only ALL THE BEST.Even if u don't get ticket then wait ..but don't commit mistake of watching this movie .. and "Mr and Mrs khanna" would be undoubtably bad Movie ..

I made a mistake Today .. You shouldn't too ..

Do they relly help .. ?

Recently I have met with hell lot of people trying to collect fund .. for FLOOD issue ..
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Today I was in a Place with friends sharing Joke and middle of all this three people Drop In like colgate advertisement [:x] .. asking to make some donation ..

I was always indecisive at first ..
Chain of  thoughts ran .. Before not moving hand to pocket for taking out the BUCK  ..
I saw my friends giving ..they took out ten buck and gave ..which was relly appreciable ..seeing their concern and kind kindheartedness for the sufferer ..

I still stood still without making any change in face expression .. then a lady uttered with a smile ..telling i could give any amount ..even 50 pcs .. i wonder if she would ever appreciate donation of 50pcs by each person ..

I Just nodded my head signalling NO..

 ..then that group of people started lecturing about kind heart, sufferers  , and the people who died .. it was touching description .. But then i thought would it be appropriate to trust on just words and paper stuck on rectangular box written "FLOOD CAMP"

So after about ten minutes I  said  in stern voice  "I  have no heart ..Just move on .. "

Now the Actual Point ..

It has become a common scene on the street inside the institution ..they almost visit each and every place ..even House is not spared .. it is disturbing at times opening the door just for seeing a bunch of kids trying to collect money ..just for few words of appreciation from teachers mouth .. all teachers will do is ..show him as example for other student and say GOOD ..and he will find all his works payment in that ..

I find almost everywhere different people moving with different paper different Boxes asking for Help ...they write name too of the people who donate ..I relly wonder this part why is name written ..is it summinted in some place ..or published in newspaper ..what is done with that ..Trying to  HELP in real is real good thing. ..which is in fact act Of humanity   ..but then the question lies at the point ..DO THEY RELLY HELP ?

Let me state a line .. Giving for a good cause is good....but then even the Naxals will claim their cause is good.

Few Funny Notices : People write "FUND " in white sheet and stick it on Box .. if they relly want to trust then they should instead put the WORD "TRUST"On the Box ..

Even My college collected .. almost all student donated which was infact relly appreciatable .. but then i wonder if that help will relly reach to them who needs it .. :| .

I think governament should make a offical grouop for collecting funds ..if people are so kind hearted ..it would relly aid govt in regaining the normality in those plcaes .

What The proof that these people aren't gonna cheat ..is words the only thing that can let them prove to be clean .. On other hand when u give money It can also mean that You cheating yourself using Your own hand ..

I infer a logic behind noting down name of students or people after funding .. " maybe they will award Non scholastic marks based on the fund we made "

 solution I can suggest

1. Government should collect extra one percent tax from the payer ..

 2.Government appointing a group of people for collecting money ..

3.Place a FUND BOX near signal with lock .. under surveillance .

This above written information is completely personal view .. I do not intend to change people's view negatively my only motto is to show the other FACE of this This Faceless Issue .

All I have Got is a Story..

All I have got is a story
So let it Begin with End ..

How and why have i become Thin .

In recent Times there has been hell change taking place in my Life .. I chose to Retrace current Transition through this story .. Last 15 days i have lost 5kg weight without even realization of any actual change in living style .

BeforE Health I Chose to  Put The Events ..

My Uncle and aunt made moved to Singapore Yeah the very People who were closest I got to Live with..*keeping the depth of relation Hidden * .. Now at this point i seem to be missing them which is kind Of Obvious ..but on brighter side I m happy too  .. Thanks to Internet allows us to get connected Virtually .. They Have made A move ..so do i need to ..I will be moving to other House with Parents  ..Hope to be Good Kid . . at least will try too . And Yeah I need to give more time to ZULU ..considering the fact Aunt moved to Singapore .

Now skipping the rest Personal life Change  stories ..

Shifting Focus to Heath ..
Yeah again the question that I put Forward is "Why and How have i become Thing ? :D "

I start To make Logic :
1.Uncle went to singapore ..
2.Aunt moved to singapore too .
3.I slept Less .. because I keep No track of it .
4.Decided to write unorganised thoughts into this story .
5.Ate less [:O] ..I guess no ..I never had any routine to follow nor did i even followed Perticular Diet .
6.It's health way of showing the Transition in Life .
7.Even My weight is starting to miss Uncle and aunt [:O] ..seems Possible...and thus it is missing itself .
8.Effect of recession is being shown on health now [:O] ..No this also doesn't seem close.
9.I fail to realize the reason .
10.Is it Just the illusion .. is world fooling me ? ..Even the weighing machine .
11.Is my weighing machine tired ot displaying same weight again and again ? ..past five year It was same ...and Now it choses to show less .
12.I have started caring less for my health ? .. i took bath more than 25 times in same month .. ? It can be anything or sum of everything .
13.Even You can be reason ..Yes Yes You ..You made me Thin ..You will start decaying as soon as You Know the Fact that You are reason for my desolation .. Die ..Or You can also sell truck load of tire Lubes =)) .. To escape the Misery .

And After all this logic ..I ask again .. " How And why Have i lost weight .

All i got is a Story .
Let me End With Start .

I Have Lost Weight . How ? and Why ?

Hello and Farewell

Hello 


Howdy ?
Hi!
Hello!
Good Morning
How You doing ?
Wazzup
Wat's up ?
Hello Amigo .
Greeting .
Hello amigos (in reference to all)
wats happening ?
How is You ? (Fav)
How is it going ?
Hello Town .
Wat brings You here .



Some People need Practical Advice too about wat they ask..

How is life? (On first thought this is too way phlosphical to answer )
I say : It's like licking wall .and i love licking :@!

Few wicked Moment : Some people ask "are they keepin ya busy?"
I say, "Well, your g/f  is keeping me pretty busy, I'll tell ya that." ~ha !

How Do you Do ?
I Do it with Your Hand And My Wrist Band .

Some people say : " Have a good one  "
Reply would be:I already have Good one ,I m just focussing on length .:@!


FareWell 
Hang Loose
Good Bye
Bye Bye
Farewell. Farewell, til we meet again.
See You when I see You.
May The Force Be With You.
Guard Your Health .
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house .
Adios .
Later . ( it means informal GoodBye.)
Aloha .

Die .
Rott In HELL.

My devised Phrases  :
Be Good. Remain Good.
Breath On .
I will be Back to Town .
Guard Your Health .
Continue Desolating .
Die Ma faker.
I will be back to Town .
Remain Serene.


There are Lot more ..I may update on recall Of those Words ..Till then Breath On.

[above posted ways are completely as per my understanding of language -I don't clain it to be correct ]

I like the gray winter days which are about to commence.and I m OFF .

Obvious Question - Funny Answer ..

I may return Back with more questions and answer ..if i remember  this place .

In Class : when You are caught talking ..

Stupid Question: What Are You doing  ? 

Answer : I m Not Talking . I was trying to know What's the question you would ask if i talk in class. 

At the movies: When you meet friends... 

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

Anywhere : A lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask..

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.




At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, chotu , you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.




When You  announce  wedding of relative , and they ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy she is  marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted *****.

When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.



You are chomping Pen and a Gorgeous Girl asks...

Stupid Question:- why You chomping Your pen ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .....it was a stick  and now it's a pen  ,ask another time !!! 

Do Knot Disturb

Do knot disturb-another Flop movie in Inox.

This is another typical david's movie -Full of error,perhaps i didn't even go with senses for just enjoying the Humor considering David's previous funny movies.. this was total waste of even giving single thought about it..I didn't even like Parter ..david's previous work :|.. alas Those
funnyl moment ever david could create again 

On critical point of view First half is just slow paced and so badly soupposingly tried funny directed scenes makes u feel like laughing at movie makers expecting to even laughing at those comedy of confusion scenes..movie is total waste except lara dutta and sushmita total waste ..Rabir shoreys talent completely wasted..except the scene where he shows 'til i.e mole' Govinda is funny in few scenes but comparitively falls weak in other scenes.It's only one who seems to have done justice and it's Ritesh Deshmukh.. On the whole this movie would be total waste of cash.

wake up sid was housefull  . and no Iglorious Bastards :| .. 


PS: I reviewed this movie because i needed to show loss of money somewhere needed to express my REGRET ..

You Think I can't annoy you ?

Before i annoy i need to tell you that today first time in my stood at the place where Myone step i kept in rain and the other in dry place...wondering ? Yeah i m weak at articualting my thoought but i do hope someday you will understand wat i meant ..It's obvious taht some place it wouldn't be raining while it's rainging at one place ...but i had always wanted to see or stand in such a place ..and i managed to Do today

Back to annoying You ..this is the link that i created today .. You maynot like ..Curse Is Optional ~heheh 1 Even Respect is optional HAHAHA  ...This is the link to site which Was just created For finding muderer =)) Click me

Peace in Bits and pieces .

We struggle to find peace amidst chaos. Would we have valued peace as much if not for all the chaos? I guess not. We are suckers for what we dont have and take for granted what we have.

I m Cursed

People Say 'if You could find someone who wants to murder You ..can cure ur insanity ..I m cursed it seem :)) "

Germs can reproduce 80% faster in Light

Okay i have slight cold it may just be throat infection .. And i have heard that germs can reproduce 80% faster in light so i think ..i shall switch off the light and confuse the germs and remain safe [:P]. .I don't know watelse can i to do get rid of this .. I m beginning to the confusion can actually cure my infection .. [:))] ..

I m beginning to think wats the purpose of these existing illness or rather affects on body of human ,..wat is it ?!? To increase doctors profit or a kids worries ? And to worsen the solution i fall in none of the above mentioned category ..i reamain same sitting front of these wooden pc after long day run hour .. it was small day ..evening came early ..failed to realise hours ..it's so happen in darkness or in artificial light time also hides itself in shade of clock of watch :)) . .

It was around 7'o' clock . . and i returned back home .. and tried doing the best i do ..snoozing.. and i Failed too ..then i logged in on garena and sucked in one game then i m here ..writing about it .. this all so difficult to articulate .. and now i see my dog looking at me through the glass door [:P]..i wonder wat thought goes through his mind .. I continue wondering ..

HereI m telling story of a BOY ..who considered himself Brave ..very brave ,strong .. he fought all thought of fear bravely.. his feeling often turned into thoughts and thoughts never turned reality :P .. cosidering oneself brave isn't wrong .. infact acting bravely isn't wrong .. wats wrong is doing wrong thing bravely [:D]. He was never let to check his braveness he always knew the solution which he thought was perfect .

I hate bimbos ..for no obvious reason ..I just hate THEM not becasue I knw how they are and wat they are and wat they intend but just beacause i m RETARDED whose mind retards [:d]

Okay here i m hearing revealing another face of my thought .. India lost match today against Sri lanka ..i didn't watch the match ..but still after knowing the fact of india being demolished completely in this match ..doesn't surprise ...This team needs some kind of check up r maybe complete international cricket council and teams ..we are loosing the standards of ODI's I m cricket Fan .. i grew up trying to figure our how this unpredictability of cricket works .still trying .. but at this point i don't even try to ..and the soul reason can be introduction of T20 matches at bigger scale .. This has changed the complete appearance of the game .. Before i used t wait for matches and now the funny thing that is related to that is that i don't even knw the day while match is going ..

I m happy that Rahul Dravid is back i always wanted him in team .. One question to all those who thought Youngsters works ..why did

n't the hero's rise to the occasion ..answer why ? The simple and obvious reason is YUVRAJ singh , I consider him the knight for the golden running period of Dhoni .. I don't doubt dhoni's capability becasue it would be wrong to do so...considering his performance with team .. But we remain the same indian team who can beat any team and get beaten by any Team .

Before I End ..I leave the Line for the beginning : Your fun is only limited By ur imagination :D .

Continue Imagination .. continue FUN .

Morning came early

Last Night I Dreamt about a serial killer who goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. They wake up, see him, and they die of fright.

I m again Here expressing my silence .. and at this Point I hear “How long u gonna be there front of comp ..study little atelast .?”. I prefer silence as always .. I Hear sound of someone walking away as the sound faints I hear the 'Bam' and this sound was of wood i.e i can conclude that My Brother is gone out now ..now I m left alone in the house with zulu ...zulu chooses to sit on sofa and I as usual remain lying front of this screen , So then, you have understood the METHOD that solves the problem of Killing TIME AT home....I usually play game , I played two game of dota too ..and i sucked badly with Tidehunter -USUAL :)) . I tried my best i could .. I m not reacting depracately ..It's just that i enjoy the sucking part so much :P ..Maybe i play for sucking ~hhe!

Tomorrow is talents day in our college and the day dedicated ofr talented kids..I consider this as holiday -Usual ..and thus I have got plan planned for tomorrow ...I doubt if i will be able to abide the conditon as per plan ..and i also know that if i don't remain with the planned plan n i would be stabbed to death by SUMAN =)) .. Zingalalla Now i m gonaa play with my dog .. for sometime :D .

Today morning came early ...I woke up at 8:25 ..i missed the first class rushed up somehow and managed to reach college on time for the second class .

Today Sporadic scenes : 

1.During class hour i don't know wat happened i lost my senses and waved my hand in class in air for catching something in front of ma'am .. IC ma'am .

2.I m given the topic to explain in next classs ..Having given the topic ..isn't surprising wats more surprising is i was named first :@ i.e I will have to start this new system of teaching adopted by teacher ..

I will be back again with some other days description ..till then keep howling =)) ..
Articulted day..

Lyric Plugin

Here i m again running stripped and Yelling " Puck pucker Pook Pooker Huck Hucker Hook Hooker Luck lucker Look Looker... " Now you can SEE and HEAR too using lyric plugin for windows media player and winmap that start displaying Lyric on the screen after you start playing the song ,This maynot happen for all the Songs ..but it certainly works for famous songs ..Make sure u click the option of Now playing on ur screen .

I repeat From my testing most of the popular song's or half popular bands lyrics were found ...There is chances that you maynot find lyrics of some songs ..

Download the Plugin software from Here

Above Link is more for my own use ...I keep loosing this link :D ..If anyone manages to reach this page and makes use of this information is expected to Kiss me out of the bearded barley .Nightly, beside the green, green grass .We will take the trail marked on ur Life's Map =)) .. Go on ...Feel Free ..Knock Youself down .