Luck By Chnace !

Today i watched the movie with my friend ..First day First show.

It's Ok worth watching Once . But can't relly understand the fact that how these cricits evaluate movies.I read Few reviews and the best and most common funny review by Taran adarsh and to my worst surprise he has given this movie 4 stars(Four Stars ****).No doubt this movie catches the public intrest in First half But slowly intrest seems to be fading away .Story seems to moving towards a single point.Climax of the movie is not worth toking about . The focus and gravity of the scene is spectacular in few scenes .To an extent almost every character in the movie has grey shades.

Best Thing - This movie has Hell lots of special appearances from Abhishek,John,Aamir,shahrukh,Rani,Akshaye khanna,Ranbir, Karan johar etc.

Flaws - The Hero has grey shades and is manipulative,ends up losing the girl, Farhan's acting - He needs to work on his emotional scenes.Check the outburst scene with his friend isn't so good .Fails to create the energy .Infact it looks very comic! Farhan is quite good in some scenes,He is good as diretor and i have liked all his movies except Don .,Hrithik seems to have that enigma to catch public intrest.His screen persence is Excellent.

I would Give this movie 2.5 on 5 !

Roadies - RO-DIE-S (CRY-DIE-YES)

Roadies - RO-DIE-S (CRY-DIE-YES) =It's true this is wat i could make out of the word -cry like fool and for being fool die and at the end say "yes" in joy of being No better than Dumb retarted Moron .

I don't understand why m i even writing this ...maybe because people whom i know seem to have got Dirty Dumb Virus .I can't explain them why they this dirty virus is Dumb .

Let me explain one incident on Mtv youngistaan show....I saw a girl asking a random person
Do u want to be rodie?
He replies "No" ....and later that girl moves away from the person and says he is not cool enough ~ha! I pity the Girl .She relly needs reality checkup.

Now let me explain what i feel -

Actually the whole problem lies in a simple fact. We r trying to show that indian urban youths have progressed a lot, and they r Fearless . But the reality is, these people doesn't represent exuberance of youth. Abusing each other, doing 'weird' sort of things or playing dirty politics can b called anything but bravery. We have passed the age of idialism, everyone is now interested in gimmicks. If they r so brave, y dont they choose a profession which is full of thorns? They dont represent India. India is a much more bigger country, it lies in the paddy fields, In the eyes of a street child, In You, I'm proud for these people, who earn their day in & day out, not quite getting nething 4 their upliftment, yet they live happily, not for these f**king roadies. But I watch this show Sometime , to see how dumb a person can b.

Recently i watched a episode in which a Girl said to the other girl that she is lesbian and the freaken expression of the people was so kiddish ...as though it was biggest crime of the universe..C'mon don't tell me it would make any difference to u...i know the way interview is taken.To get through interview U need to leave all ur self respect in kitchen's garbage .

More than that I have never been able to figure out the mentality of the fans who have been following the show almost like crazyI personally I know people who are mad about the whole show,or have been trying to make it into the roadies .

Last statement i got to say is -Yes Being Rodies is cool infact freezing now how about u stop breathing for being part of unreal world.

Wake up loosers it's ur time to think wat u feel is rite.Why the heck do u need another person to explain wats cool ...wats not..who are they ? .

One more incident

U come across shows on mtc and v channel showing that they some question from people and laugh at the back ....Now do one thing when u are asked a question and if u dono the answer ....instead of telling them "No"

ask them "Do u know this question's answer" and chuck some random question on them ...let it be anything ....anything from ur hsitory book...english book ...or even address of some building.Go on asking question ...make fun of them ....smug ...smile ...laugh.

I can assure u one thing that "Mtv and vtv " people will never telecast that ! ! !


Else ask them this simple question - cow,horse and goat eats grass but still when they shit ...cow shits in the form of semiliquid,Horse shit in the form of stones and goates shit in the form of pellets ....why is it so?

If they don't answer say them...u dono about the shit wat u asking question about this (the topic on which they have asked question )Go first learn about shit.And laugh uproarously .

It's ur life ..U think ,U live.

I will be writing more when i get time .

Amazing facts

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat’s urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the ’30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

This Blog I copied from somewhere ! !

I Fear !

I am scared. I fear the people who expect me to be according to them .I fear the fact of letting them down .I fear the FACT .I am scared.I have taken B.ca as choice of my degree course against the family's wanting . And i have finished my 1st semester .my exam got over and they expect me to get good result,so do i hope. I fear the fact of not getting good result .I can't even expalin them that i did the best i could .I am not prepared for their reaction . They say many things ..they say i have gone against them so least need to be doing well in this else they will shift me to wat they want me to do :( .They want me to engeeniring ,why the heck should i can't even spell the word correctly . I have no idea what I am going to do in those movements when i don't get good result.

I sat for the maximum time allowed for exam Did the best i could sitting in that claustrophobic hall. I don’t have a good feeling in my heart,it is sinking,the anti-anxiety drugs are not working. My stomach is churning and I can feel the acid. My hands are cold and clammy(and its not the weather I know). There is tachycardia(increased heart rate),the neurons refuse to act to any stimulus. This is déjà vu….the feeling of impending doom. Its not happening for the first time. And unfortunately tracing the pattern of my actions I know its not the last either.It's been happening through out my life.

Dog remain Dog.

Why the heck Dogs can't sleep at night time..They start barking at any random time .Not caring for silence. I hate this ahbit of street dog....I often walk back home at 11'o' clock to home and many a time i face street dogs...and dogs on bangalore streets are countless they just keep popping...I just keep walking or sometime stop and see their reaction at times I also Bark back Before i sued ot get scacred But not anymore.[:d]

This is todays Incident :
I found two dogs sleeping on the road while i was walking back home and guess wat....I disturbed both of them By making weired sound ~ha! I wanted them to know about how does it feel like when u don't let someone at peace .

Suffer for being in my world !

Selected PJ'S

Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

Answer........Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Light A Cigarette ! !
Problem-You are in a boat in the middle of a river.You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.You don't have anything else with you in the boat.How will you do it?

Solution 1-Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will becomeLIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2-Another deadly answer:You throw a cigarette up and catch it.Catches win Matches.Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3-If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee""us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

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Read above jokes again and again and again.Till u think u ave read ebough pj's

will add more jokes soon.

How to catch a lion?

How to catch a lion?

Newton's Method
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Indian Police Method
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lionwill die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director)
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director)
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra method (director)
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush method
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Sunil Gavaskar method
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Amir Khan's method
Ask the Lion to act in movie . Or he might have dog by the name Lion...remember his dog name by shahrukh .

Shahrukh khan's method
Ask shahrukh to tok from behind...he will tok in goat style "mmmmeehhehmmmeeehh " and lion will get tempted .

Amitabh's method :
He will just post it on his blog that he caught lion . After that media will help in proving it true.

My method :
1st method - Just sleep and and dream that u caught a Lion ~ha!
2nd method -Start toking with lion and ask as many question as not possible.
3rd method -Change my dogs name to from zulu to "LION"and catch it.
4th method -Get a lioness .
5th method-Shw pamela anderson vedios [:p].No explanation.
6th method :Make lion play dota with Rocky .(I can't give detail about rocky..people who know rocky will enjoy ).
7th method :Call lion as Dog ...he will commit suicide for lookng like dog .
8th method :Just laugh and continue laughing .Till lion starts laughing.

For more method read the above methods once again .
(In above post some of the methods were picked from sms... )

People who are reading this can give theire method in reply i will make sure it's posted [:d].

Ghajni -waste of great physic Aamir made

I Don't claim my self to be an expert on film business Nor do i claim myself to be critics This written blog is completely wat i thought about the movie ! No offence !

The point is that, I think Ghajini is definitely a good concept but not a good movie (and it's purely my personal POV). Even if it's a commercial movie, a movie of this kind needs attention to small details and no matter how much i tried to concentrate on the ongoing masala and enjoy it, these small loopholes attracted more of my attention.

Here are some of the flaws i came to know about -

Lead character suffers from short term memory loss after he gets hit by the rod...now if u do little research u will find that his old memories before the incident or long term memories will not change...he will remember everything had happened in this life before that incident...so he will not forget places he use to visit...so he can easily reach the house he is living in bcoz he use to go to that place before that incident...

I am head of one of the biggest mobile companies...news channels take my interview...but nobody has seen me.

I own the company...but i go and check where billboard of my company will be placed...then i send my manager and people who look like board of directors to request the owner of house to allow me to place that billboard...i guess i have no idea how to run a company....or i have lot of free time...

police catches aamir...they call ghajini...he says i am his frnd...police leaves aamir after doctor and manager comes...police dnt care to read other tattoo like kalpana was killed, revenege, find ghajini, who is ghajni...they dnt even do any kind of inquire to the girl who he went to kill (bcoz she knows everything...so screenplay will not move ahead...writer avoids it)

Aamir is a patient..his doctor and manager and other people keep visiting him...allover his house he has written kill ghajini...in 2 years non of them ever read anything...even nurses who take his care never saw it...

After Ghajni realises that someone who he had harmed 2 years back...wants to kill him...he wents and kills everyone...but then says...this guy is someone else...so y the hell u r killing everyone else...

Now lets see how many co-incidents this film has-
Aamir is on his way to meet Asin bcoz he is very upset with her...but on the way he see her helping children and starts liking her...

Aamir by chance meets the girl who wanted to do research on him in hospital..and she makes him her friend after couple of questions.

When Jiya reaches aamir's house...door is open...

When Asin is in trouble in train...we find that armymen are in next compartment...how easy...

Ghajni runs all this illegal business and his identity is unknown...why would he come before Asin and tell her such things then let her go..what is the gurantee that she will go home directly...

When Asin is in trouble Aamir has forgotten his mobile,,,ok...but when he gets back in car he doesn't even bother to call her to check where she can be...that's some love...

When Aamir is in Ghajini's house at that time only Jiya calls and asks to get her snap...she is so scared...but tells nothing to police...

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As far as aamir's acting is concerned it was Great beside few awful angry scenes , i thought it aamir's expression was little too much .

I would rate this movie : 2 on 5 .

I think movies business will go down drastically , it will manage to do good business in First two weeks and that is due to Aamir and no big movies to release until C C 2 C releases.


P.s :Above post also contents the view of some other people ....And i would appreciate if anyone has found some flaws the movie to write me so that i can include ...bcz i can't suffer the same way i did while watching .