Random Act ..Say Hello

I had a  Sim card Of Aircel ..Which I rarely use ..so  Today I Just decided To Use The sim for random Act ..Oh yeah Random Act ...

Today's story I wish tranfer Into Play I.e different scene ...*swooshed Opens the curtain by inserting new sim into Phone *.



Scene 1:Akash - [Silent  Boy..a good footballer and amazing guy to be with *caller tune walk and talk talk and walk* ]

Akash :Hello .
Me : Silent
Akash:Hello .
Me  : Hello
Akash : Hi .
Me :Say Hello .
Akash  :Hello .
Me :Again .
Akash  : Who is this ?
Me: Are You walking or talking ?
Akash :wat ?
Me :Did yedy kill the goat ?
Akash :sorry ..
Me : *cracking up*say hello ..uncontrolled  giggle..
Akash :Sumit ..
Me :Pamela Anderson .
Akash : who ?
Me :Pamela ..
Akash :Tell da sumit ..
Me: How the fuck You know i M sumit ?
Akash :No one else is mad Like You .
*rest conversation is about studies and current progress in life ..skipping *

Scene 2 :calling   Krish -School mate ,  currently pursuing B.sc in josephs close friend ,calling up after long time .. ]
*rings*
Me :Hello
Krish :*changed voice* Hello .
Me :I m calling from St Joseph college .
Krish :Yes .
Me :This is to inform You that Your exam that was to be held tomorrow has been postponed to tuesday due to death of One of Our teacher .
Krish :Wat ?
Me :Yes lets pray for Peace .
Krish : who are You ?
Me :say Hello .
Krish : sumit ?
Me : Bhosdk .
Me :How the fuck Did u guess ?
Krish :Who else can do this ?
Me :but still .
Krish :Exam Khatam ho gaya..
Me :<> I should Have found out this detail and talked  .

Krish :Hahahahha ..watta a beginning  man (yeah he has the habit of telling man after most statement ..how are you ? fuck You ... ##$$##$#$#$ $##$#$ $##$# and goes on ...
*And usual life talk *

*ending*
Me :say Hello =)).


Scene 3 : Basil  [school mate ,another funny guy whose favorite line is 'Fuck man' ..be it for funny or serious issue ]

Me :Silent
Basil :Hello
Me :Hello
Basil :who is this
Me :Raj malhotra
Basil :I can't hear You ..
Me :Raj malhotra ,My wife's name is Pooja .
Basil :I don't know You ..i think Wrong number ..
Me :I have four son ..and Do you agree to agreement ?
Basil :wat ?,wat agreement ?
Me :Marriage Agreement ..(oops made wrong choice of word )
Basil :Wat ?
Me :House Agreement ..
Basil :I think You have called Up wrong guy ..
Me :No i m father of four son and My wife's name is pooja ,i have four children .
Basil :Is this vivek ?,No Not vivek ..who are You ?
Me :  Harry potter fan .
Basil :Wat ?
Basil :Oh Fuck man - Sumit (note His first use )
Me :Go die ..
Basil :Oh Fuck man You confused me ..I was like wat agreement .. hahha Oh fuck ,Oh fuck man .
*and this goes on ...with normal college description *
*ending*
Me :Say hello .
Basil :Oh fuck man .


Scene 4 - Akash Badrinath [school mate ]-one Big fat goofy guy with one can chat about gaming ,rock and star wars for Years .One man I know who is Himslef truely .* he is returning after attending the rock show in palace ground*

*rings*

Me :Hello
Akash :Hello
Me :Say Hello
Akash :Hi
Me :Say hello.
Akash :Hello ,Who is this ?
Me : Hello ,This is spiderman .
Akash : Oh,wow ..how do you survive in india ..how do You manage your skill practice in these small building .* This answer wasn't expected ,Perhaps this shows his sporadic thinking*
Me :Yeah I kinda difficult ,but then i m Dwarf spider man ..I got to use skill on these small building ..
Akash :Ok ,Tell who is this ?
Me: Now that You have repeated the question I must change my answer ,Shaktiman .
AKash :Wow,Our super hero . Sumit ...wadddddupp ...How is yOu ?
Me :How the hell man ..Go die ..I m not talking to You
Akash :Hahahah ..Who else could be mad so much .
Me :Damn You .
*usual talk about wats happening currently and other update *
(yeah he has curled Up long Hair now ..gotta meet him soon :D)
*end*
Me : Say Hello to shaktiman .



Scene 5- shamsudin .

Me :Hello .
Shamsudin: Hello .
Me :say again .
Shansudin :Hello .
Me :Keep saying .
Shamsudin : hello hello helo ..,who is this ?
Me :Is Your fan running ?
Shamsudin :Sumit ?, yeah it's running.
Me :Go run after it ..
*both laughs uproariously*
Shamsudin :  Salley gandu harami
*usual talk now *
*ending*
Me: say hello ..
Shanmsudin :Khi khi khi ..

Scene 6: Neha (Old Friend ..Rarely talk to her ..)

 Me :Hello
Neha :Hi
Me :I said Hello say hello
Neha :Hello ,WHO ARE YOU ?
Me :Shiv
Neha :Who are you? shiv is with me .
*damn that fool had to be with her now :@ !*
Me :Ramji shabjiwala
Neha :Hahhaha ,SUMIT ?
*grr even though I m not in touch i got caught *
Me :Bye , It's late night ..go sleep ..And slap that shiv .
Neha :Khi khi .. You still are mad .
Me :No i m ramji shabjiwala now ..slap that FOOL ..
Me :say hello .
*I cut the call*

Scene 6: Kathik Kesar (college mate )

Me :Hello
Karthik :Hello
Me:Hello
Karthik :Who are u man ?
Me :Ramya in Same Voice.*in my own voice i.e man voice *
Karthik :Which ramya ?
Me :Ramya with Loose bra .
*laughs *
Karthik :Tell the Fucker ..
*i had messaged him before as unknown ..and by then he had got doubt and by that i think he inferred who i was -now usual talk about wat i have been doing and record and tomorrow timing *

Scene 7: Junaid

Me :Knok Knock
Junaid : Hello,who is this .
Me :Kya apkey masudo mein dard hain ?
Junaid :Wat ?
Me :Chalo agley ghar .. leaves him in confused ~hahah !

*later I called him up ...but no scene was scripted as he recognised my voice easily .*

Scene 8,9,10,11 ..skipped due to similarity in script .

Scene That remained Unscripted
Calling Mandira [current name Ping] *rings * *She deosn't pick * grrr ..Anyway this scene I presume  wouldn't have got scripted because I had already been INDIAN GAS DELEIVERY boy yesterday to her ..still called to make scene and realised after making call ..as she was only who was remaining in that list to be scripted scene with .

*Sim Removed *

Me :Hello ,Say Hello .Keep Repeating .

Later , :@  !

Gonna complete practical record now ..

Don't Try Any .

I don't Know How to narrate todays story .. I choose to Start the description With the  Line "walk To Remeber " 




Morning came late as it was Tuesday ,I woke and checked the time had raced to eight ..to catch up with time i had to Do things quickly .. I  Rushed Up things and reached the temple early their I had to meet   =^..^=  as it was preplanned ..I choose to not write rest as  I would want to remember as I want at that point of time  [:d] ~ha !.At the end Of all ...All i would want to remeber this day as - The Day i walked the WALK TO REMEBER .

 Shifting back Focus On Todays Thought .. usually I don't have so Much Thought ..But today I don't know happen to get many weird thought None became Real though .. 


Here are Few Which i Recall .. 
1.While Buying Pop corn tub ---> When they gave it to me , I looked at it, then threw it on the floor angrily and started crying for no reason. -This was thought ..


In real nothing happened .


2.Waited until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter started to die down, screamed at the top of your lungs. -Another Illusion . 


In Real No Action scene .


3.At the end of the movie, when the credits was  rolling, stood up quickly and tried to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stayed to watch the "Secret Scene"(which did not exist) stood up and left  without anyone noticing -Haa Haa ... Another Illusion . 


4.While Entering the elevator ..if some is coming from side ..just run away yelling ..Batman batman .. and make feared expression .. 


My suggestion: Don't try Any . =)) .

Illusion Over --> I Love this :@ more than This :@ ! 

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Today I watched "All the best " -It's Kinda funny movie .. Rohit shetty seems to have become Pro on making films and extracting Humor out of anything and everthing ..this movie a bit of slapstick , a bit of rapidly moving tongue in the cheek ,  and lots of witty lines .. extremely funny .. and Obviously Lots of Ajay devgan .. Movie starts it's setup and reaches the theme within fifteen minutes we come to know that this movie is about mistaken identities ..but then it's sajay Dutts  entry that draws the interest completely and makes you hold ur stomach . 

This movie seems to be best of the diwali Relase ,Ironically ..By First view at trailer It seemed to be Stupid Movie ..But then it's the complete star cast of the movie that helps the movie's Hilarious script  run Smoothly . First Ten minutes seemed boring .. few funny scenes seemed forcibly put to make it appear funny ..  

And To Be  honest Bipasha and Fardeen have done Justice with their character and A Movie in which  anyone who can make the audience laugh featuring Zany  like Bipasha Basu and Fardeen Khan is a frigging genius .

On the Whole This movie is hillarious and Must watch Too..If you want the rohit's created MADCAP ..

 Ending the story with Mute. 

Cliche

I have Heard , Your greatest strengths are your greatest weaknesses. And vice versa.

When I Look back at this line I think " The first part is a cliche , the 'vice versa' part should/would  be too."

I try to remind myself of that when I confront my weaknesses. Staring into the darkness of my inadequacy, it’s easy to overlook the strength that may be lurking in there as well .

For instance, one of my most glaring weaknesses is that I am not a social animal. I prefer to live in my head. I avoid social occasions. When compelled to be social, I have a hard time masking my disinterest. I could care less about others’ concerns, except on the rare occasions when they happen to intersect or understand my view  , at which point I overwhelm them with learned discourses they’d prefer not to hear. I am, fundamentally, a deeply selfish person. So it’s no surprise that I don’t form connections so easily .

I know This is not good . This may have resulted in a great deal of unhappiness in in others’ lives as well as in my life a bit too.

Anyhow I still think it has it's own advantage too after having chosen to be like this Unknowingly .

For one, my thinking is probably more independent than it would otherwise be ,My Thoght are more sporadic ,Perhaps . Avoiding people makes me less susceptible to social proof, that strong urge to follow the herd that so often leads us over a cliff or bluff in geographical sense .

I Feel My thinking is also more abstract and systemic; I am less prone than most to personalize complex phenomena . Normal social beings are more prone to take these mental short-cuts, and therefore more prone to their distortions .Perhaps I May be wrong with  my view  or may just seem to you this way . Considering the fact I m Unsocial and thoughts are sporadics .This fact about claiming  sporadic may seem to you that i m self boasting but then I Just tried conveying according to my exprience .

Another benefit is I have more time to think On what I want to  ,My phone never ringing , my email rarely pinging me with new messages .

But the most surprising benefit, and one that I have only recently begun to truly appreciate, is that being asocial has actually taught me a great deal about people. Social interactions that come naturally to most people do not come naturally to me. What most do unconsciously, I can only do consciously. I have to analyze my social interactions in order to make them work. My analytical approach is artificial and can result in stilted interactions, but over years of trial and error I’ve managed to refine it to such a degree that I can navigate my way through most social situations while looking more natural than I would be or I m .

That’s not surprising to me. What is surprising is that I have also become a social resource for others in my family and small circle of friends. What could these naturally social people possibly learn from me? When they find themselves in social quandaries, and their own natural instincts fail to guide them, an artificial but analytical approach like mine can help reveal answers they otherwise couldn’t see. They never needed to develop analytical social skills, so their social strength is now their weakness, while my social weakness has led me to develop this strength that they sometimes need. So they increasingly consult with me, the most asocial person they know, about social matters.

On the whole, I still believe I’d be happier if I were naturally social. The lifetime benefits of being naturally social significantly outweigh the benefits I’ve outlined above, but rather than rail against the injustice of my weakness I will try to dwell more on its attendant strengths .

And I Now i can sense the change .. Phone always ringing and message always Pinging .At this Point I fail to distinguish whether it's good or bad But till the time I m not made to think on this  I chose to sway in direction of moving wind.

BLUE

I don't relly chose to put my view normally until or unless movie is way too bad or good ..or over hyped ..

Blue is multi starer movie starring Akshay,zayed,sanjay,lara,rahul dev,Katrrina Kaif.  supposing one of the costliest movie by Bollywood moreover  it's excellent crew consisting of oscar winner AR rahman ,Famous Kylie Manou ,And if report is to believed the underwater director of  photography from the movie PIRATES OF CARRI BEAN .

First Focussing by bits on actors ..

 Akshay Kumar : Superstar Holding ,he is one star who believes in never make sensible movie concept .. perhaps does work for him sometime ..but he does need to make serious choice to Reach the league of actor.. as i said he is SUPERSTAR .. Not actor .. but a perfect superstar is one who equally rationalize b/w stardom and acting ..  I don't know if i can blame him ..this movies script seemed too weak .. nothing ever gripped ..every next frame in this movie was obvious .. It seemed like this movie was being directed by a student who is on learning process of film making .. every minute direction completely stripped the suspense .. "Like akshay says the dialogue about RISK..which was previously used by rahul dev .. then at beginning director gives sufficient Hint to show akshay is Bad guy .. I would say This movie wasted everything and every bodies Talent .

Zayed Khan : Most part of the movie zayed hides his FACE in helmet ..which infact i thought is best thing and thought by director ..considering zayed's emotionless expression .. this guy relly need to work on expression .. nothing seems natural on him .. even the Arrogant smile seemed too Vague  ..as always he remain he need to learn alot .

Sanjay Dutt :Seemed To Just do with role with no effort into it ..

Lara Dutta : She Needs to learn Alot..she was bad in Do knot disturb and here too .. sexy Image doesn't Hide Bad acting ..

Katrina Kaif :She doesn't have much role ..but she is never natural . .She Is Can't act .

this part is completely personal view : I wonder what makes people like this female ..I don't find her Good looking ..she is one awkwardly shaped female ..sometime she looks like malyali actress ..just that her ascent and Fairness hides ..I feel either kids or the people who wants to see sexy voluptuous lady can only like her .. I may seem bit too Harsh ..but i have heard alot about this lady ..on news ..on paper ..everywhere ..

Focussing On Movie : I Thought LUCK was mistake by this production House ..then they came up with this movie ..proving they have mistaken the understanding of film making completely .. at times i felt like hitting myself for having gone for this movie .. songs are unnecessary still  i got no problem ..considering the fact director had tried to give exotic new look to this thriller ..then moving to dialogue ..OMFG .. This was hilarious .. The completely seemed to have lost senses while placing dialogue .. While Rahul Dev shoots .. lara Dutta in midst tries to be funny atleast it seemed funny to me /...she says to solve matter by talking and this sanjay then starts talking .. bhai sahab and stuff .. this movie badly articulated .. A completely baseless You never get thrillled i don't even know wat category this movie would be placed probably IN category of ashtavinyaks SPECIAL BAD MOVIES . Firstly dissapointing LUCK then This BLUE ..  next they should make SUCK. :@ ! Atleast watching some BLUE film would be better ..while i was walking back i saw a poster of "RAAT KI RAANI" and thought that movie would have been better choice than this .. [:X]

Few of the brilliant No logic scenes :

1.  Ending they get to treasure easily ..to which no one had ever succeeded in reaching .. many had lost their life too -

2.Gold were still shinning after 50 years .

3. Akshay sports a grey  goatee ...which goes missing in one scene and is seen with goatee again in other .

4.In trial of giving exotic new look director places the scene and few action of actor unnecessarily .. Like zayed goes to meet Rahul dev he chucks his jacket ..wat was the neeed [:O] ..  ?!?

5. It was obvious that they didn't want to kill zayed Khan or sanjay that ..still it is shown that people of VILLAIN blindly shoot bullets at them .. did villain know that .. his men would fail to KILL them .. even if they shot blindly ?  ..

6.Movie is not gripping ..

I regret the fact that i chose this Movie ..I m seriously regretting .

I even chose to rate this .. i give ONE STAR ..nothing more than ..Yeah i may seem harsh ..but i seriously did get rotten feeling for having chosen this film while watching ..it's one of the worst movie ..but still this movie manages to give good FIGHT to LUCK .

 Now as per business is concern It will be ALL THE BEST..

Of all movies I think ALL THE BEST would be the best .. Go and go for only ALL THE BEST.Even if u don't get ticket then wait ..but don't commit mistake of watching this movie .. and "Mr and Mrs khanna" would be undoubtably bad Movie ..

I made a mistake Today .. You shouldn't too ..

Do they relly help .. ?

Recently I have met with hell lot of people trying to collect fund .. for FLOOD issue ..
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Today I was in a Place with friends sharing Joke and middle of all this three people Drop In like colgate advertisement [:x] .. asking to make some donation ..

I was always indecisive at first ..
Chain of  thoughts ran .. Before not moving hand to pocket for taking out the BUCK  ..
I saw my friends giving ..they took out ten buck and gave ..which was relly appreciable ..seeing their concern and kind kindheartedness for the sufferer ..

I still stood still without making any change in face expression .. then a lady uttered with a smile ..telling i could give any amount ..even 50 pcs .. i wonder if she would ever appreciate donation of 50pcs by each person ..

I Just nodded my head signalling NO..

 ..then that group of people started lecturing about kind heart, sufferers  , and the people who died .. it was touching description .. But then i thought would it be appropriate to trust on just words and paper stuck on rectangular box written "FLOOD CAMP"

So after about ten minutes I  said  in stern voice  "I  have no heart ..Just move on .. "

Now the Actual Point ..

It has become a common scene on the street inside the institution ..they almost visit each and every place ..even House is not spared .. it is disturbing at times opening the door just for seeing a bunch of kids trying to collect money ..just for few words of appreciation from teachers mouth .. all teachers will do is ..show him as example for other student and say GOOD ..and he will find all his works payment in that ..

I find almost everywhere different people moving with different paper different Boxes asking for Help ...they write name too of the people who donate ..I relly wonder this part why is name written ..is it summinted in some place ..or published in newspaper ..what is done with that ..Trying to  HELP in real is real good thing. ..which is in fact act Of humanity   ..but then the question lies at the point ..DO THEY RELLY HELP ?

Let me state a line .. Giving for a good cause is good....but then even the Naxals will claim their cause is good.

Few Funny Notices : People write "FUND " in white sheet and stick it on Box .. if they relly want to trust then they should instead put the WORD "TRUST"On the Box ..

Even My college collected .. almost all student donated which was infact relly appreciatable .. but then i wonder if that help will relly reach to them who needs it .. :| .

I think governament should make a offical grouop for collecting funds ..if people are so kind hearted ..it would relly aid govt in regaining the normality in those plcaes .

What The proof that these people aren't gonna cheat ..is words the only thing that can let them prove to be clean .. On other hand when u give money It can also mean that You cheating yourself using Your own hand ..

I infer a logic behind noting down name of students or people after funding .. " maybe they will award Non scholastic marks based on the fund we made "

 solution I can suggest

1. Government should collect extra one percent tax from the payer ..

 2.Government appointing a group of people for collecting money ..

3.Place a FUND BOX near signal with lock .. under surveillance .

This above written information is completely personal view .. I do not intend to change people's view negatively my only motto is to show the other FACE of this This Faceless Issue .

All I have Got is a Story..

All I have got is a story
So let it Begin with End ..

How and why have i become Thin .

In recent Times there has been hell change taking place in my Life .. I chose to Retrace current Transition through this story .. Last 15 days i have lost 5kg weight without even realization of any actual change in living style .

BeforE Health I Chose to  Put The Events ..

My Uncle and aunt made moved to Singapore Yeah the very People who were closest I got to Live with..*keeping the depth of relation Hidden * .. Now at this point i seem to be missing them which is kind Of Obvious ..but on brighter side I m happy too  .. Thanks to Internet allows us to get connected Virtually .. They Have made A move ..so do i need to ..I will be moving to other House with Parents  ..Hope to be Good Kid . . at least will try too . And Yeah I need to give more time to ZULU ..considering the fact Aunt moved to Singapore .

Now skipping the rest Personal life Change  stories ..

Shifting Focus to Heath ..
Yeah again the question that I put Forward is "Why and How have i become Thing ? :D "

I start To make Logic :
1.Uncle went to singapore ..
2.Aunt moved to singapore too .
3.I slept Less .. because I keep No track of it .
4.Decided to write unorganised thoughts into this story .
5.Ate less [:O] ..I guess no ..I never had any routine to follow nor did i even followed Perticular Diet .
6.It's health way of showing the Transition in Life .
7.Even My weight is starting to miss Uncle and aunt [:O] ..seems Possible...and thus it is missing itself .
8.Effect of recession is being shown on health now [:O] ..No this also doesn't seem close.
9.I fail to realize the reason .
10.Is it Just the illusion .. is world fooling me ? ..Even the weighing machine .
11.Is my weighing machine tired ot displaying same weight again and again ? ..past five year It was same ...and Now it choses to show less .
12.I have started caring less for my health ? .. i took bath more than 25 times in same month .. ? It can be anything or sum of everything .
13.Even You can be reason ..Yes Yes You ..You made me Thin ..You will start decaying as soon as You Know the Fact that You are reason for my desolation .. Die ..Or You can also sell truck load of tire Lubes =)) .. To escape the Misery .

And After all this logic ..I ask again .. " How And why Have i lost weight .

All i got is a Story .
Let me End With Start .

I Have Lost Weight . How ? and Why ?

Hello and Farewell

Hello 


Howdy ?
Hi!
Hello!
Good Morning
How You doing ?
Wazzup
Wat's up ?
Hello Amigo .
Greeting .
Hello amigos (in reference to all)
wats happening ?
How is You ? (Fav)
How is it going ?
Hello Town .
Wat brings You here .



Some People need Practical Advice too about wat they ask..

How is life? (On first thought this is too way phlosphical to answer )
I say : It's like licking wall .and i love licking :@!

Few wicked Moment : Some people ask "are they keepin ya busy?"
I say, "Well, your g/f  is keeping me pretty busy, I'll tell ya that." ~ha !

How Do you Do ?
I Do it with Your Hand And My Wrist Band .

Some people say : " Have a good one  "
Reply would be:I already have Good one ,I m just focussing on length .:@!


FareWell 
Hang Loose
Good Bye
Bye Bye
Farewell. Farewell, til we meet again.
See You when I see You.
May The Force Be With You.
Guard Your Health .
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house .
Adios .
Later . ( it means informal GoodBye.)
Aloha .

Die .
Rott In HELL.

My devised Phrases  :
Be Good. Remain Good.
Breath On .
I will be Back to Town .
Guard Your Health .
Continue Desolating .
Die Ma faker.
I will be back to Town .
Remain Serene.


There are Lot more ..I may update on recall Of those Words ..Till then Breath On.

[above posted ways are completely as per my understanding of language -I don't clain it to be correct ]

I like the gray winter days which are about to commence.and I m OFF .

Obvious Question - Funny Answer ..

I may return Back with more questions and answer ..if i remember  this place .

In Class : when You are caught talking ..

Stupid Question: What Are You doing  ? 

Answer : I m Not Talking . I was trying to know What's the question you would ask if i talk in class. 

At the movies: When you meet friends... 

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

Anywhere : A lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask..

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.




At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, chotu , you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.




When You  announce  wedding of relative , and they ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy she is  marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted *****.

When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.



You are chomping Pen and a Gorgeous Girl asks...

Stupid Question:- why You chomping Your pen ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .....it was a stick  and now it's a pen  ,ask another time !!! 

Do Knot Disturb

Do knot disturb-another Flop movie in Inox.

This is another typical david's movie -Full of error,perhaps i didn't even go with senses for just enjoying the Humor considering David's previous funny movies.. this was total waste of even giving single thought about it..I didn't even like Parter ..david's previous work :|.. alas Those
funnyl moment ever david could create again 

On critical point of view First half is just slow paced and so badly soupposingly tried funny directed scenes makes u feel like laughing at movie makers expecting to even laughing at those comedy of confusion scenes..movie is total waste except lara dutta and sushmita total waste ..Rabir shoreys talent completely wasted..except the scene where he shows 'til i.e mole' Govinda is funny in few scenes but comparitively falls weak in other scenes.It's only one who seems to have done justice and it's Ritesh Deshmukh.. On the whole this movie would be total waste of cash.

wake up sid was housefull  . and no Iglorious Bastards :| .. 


PS: I reviewed this movie because i needed to show loss of money somewhere needed to express my REGRET ..