In Class : when You are caught talking ..
Stupid Question: What Are You doing ?
Answer : I m Not Talking . I was trying to know What's the question you would ask if i talk in class.
At the movies: When you meet friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
Anywhere : A lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask..
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, chotu , you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When You announce wedding of relative , and they ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy she is marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, chotu , you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When You announce wedding of relative , and they ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy she is marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted *****.
When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
You are chomping Pen and a Gorgeous Girl asks...
Stupid Question:- why You chomping Your pen ?
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .....it was a stick and now it's a pen ,ask another time !!!
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