Selected PJ'S

Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

Answer........Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Light A Cigarette ! !
Problem-You are in a boat in the middle of a river.You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.You don't have anything else with you in the boat.How will you do it?

Solution 1-Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will becomeLIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2-Another deadly answer:You throw a cigarette up and catch it.Catches win Matches.Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3-If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee""us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

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Read above jokes again and again and again.Till u think u ave read ebough pj's

will add more jokes soon.