Todays's fortune

In orkut they display the fortune of the day nd here are some of them about which wat i think.

• Today's fortune: A friend asks only for your time not your money

haah!You only told me earlier.. that 'Time is Money'!!

• Today's fortune: You are deeply attached to your family and home.

I must say Better luck next time...this one totally mismatched :@!

• Today's fortune: Try doing something good for someone today.

Try?!?...

I remeber a Do or do not do....There is nothing known as Try !

• Today's fortune: The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

It was always the same ....Wat so new about this .

• Today's fortune: Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals

Which remain a 'Goal' only.

• Today's fortune: Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress

Start preachin kids~ so that history is not repeated!

• Today's fortune: Your mentality is alert, practical and analyticali wonder

how is it todays fortune ?...my meantality was always alert !

• Today's fortune: You are a person of culture.

That Culture ~ which actually LOST now!

• Today's fortune :The star of riches is shining upon you

Shining is of no use..until it sprinkles 'Cash' as well!

• Today's fortune: Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause

So you want me to coat ma words with Sugar??

• Today's fortune: A pleasant surprise is in store for you

Oh GooD!Let it remain in STORE itself!

• Today's fortune: You will inherit a large sum of money

As if I care!

• Today's fortune :Our first and last love is.. self-love

So?
Was I supposed to Clap?
haan!?

• Today's fortune :The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next

Now, THAT makes some sense!
(howeva~ somethin I didn'n xpected frm yu!)

• Todays fortune: Happy events will take place shortly in your home

(Dying to see that..)

• Today's fortune:The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Myreply: Maybe.How could I know, since, haven't done anythin like dat!

• Today's fortune:In God we trust; all others must pay cash

Ha,
HaaHaha!
so funny!?
(was I supposed to Laugh?)

• Today's fortune:Executive ability is prominent in your make up

Oh, Okay,
but whats that??

• Todays's fortune :Beauty in its various forms appeals to you

:--\
Not anymore!

• Today's fortune:You are contemplative and analytical by nature

And whats 'Fortune' in it??

• Today's fortune:Find release from your cares, have a good time

Can Never..

• Today's fortune:He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals

None is true!

• Today's fortune:You will be fortunate in everything

So Am I!Born Like THAT!
Everybody's Right
..its just,I'm LEFT!

• Today's fortune:You are never selfish with your advice or your help

Gone Nuts??

• Today's fortune:Your present plans are going to succeed

Don't you hav anythin better,somethin new?somethin you haven't Told me yet!huh!

• Today's fortune:Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals

And What tha heck makes you think so!

• Today's fortune:Simplicity and decency should be your theme in dress

:-\haa!Unfortunately,
not everybody thinks the same.
~watta Life!

• Today's fortune: No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Oh yaa

rightGood !

(Btw wat did it mean ?!? )