Fifa Fantasy

I Chose Italy as my team this year,As most people chose Spain , Argentina,England. I have a habit or rather wanting to not do the same as others do,I don't if this is right habit or wrong,But i want to do it and i do it.

I Hope Italy faces Netherlands in finals and nails them down :D. I Find Italy as very stable and slowly rising and performing at situation when it's needed. 

Good Luck Italy." Idly khaney ka khelney ka khelney ka khaney ka." Yes,Idly can be other reason for me choosing Italy as it rhymes :).

Orkut's Today's fortune: Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend .


I m verrry rich boy,I say.

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I m No superman.

Me:Hello

Shilpa:hey wassup?
how ru?

Me:I m good.
How is You ?

Shilpa:im fine
life is all same

Me:I expected you to be n best of ur health considering the fact u so sporty ..
how is karate going ?
You Were into karatey ,Rite ?

Shilpa: i got black belt
its karate

Me:They don't give white belt ?
yellow yellow ?

Shilpa:im trying to train myself for the next belt

Me:is it wrong if i say ..Karate with extra stress at end ?

Shilpa:white is the 1st n then yellow

Me:why do u want belt ?
You wear loose cloth ?
They give belt for free ?

Shilpa:belts help me participate in tournaments

Me:even i have belt..

Shilpa:but i earn my belt

Me:And i Buy ..

Shilpa:yup karate dress is loose
good for u then
 which coll ur in?

Me:I Don't go to college

Shilpa:then wt u do?
u finished ur studies?
y u dont go to coll

Me:No i didn't start ..
i don't like college.
teachers scold me..

Shilpa:wait a min..... i dint understand. tel it clearly

Me:No i can't tell clearer than that ..I feel bad..

Shilpa:arre teachers scolding u is something new for u or wt?
its okie u can tel me
wt happened?

Me:I went to college and ma'am scolded me and the building is too huge..I m scared of beg building ..Wat if i loose myself :( ..

Shilpa:so........?

Me:Then she told Boy like u should not come to college..
I followed her words..
Now i just stay back at home ..
and eat
and talk on facebook
then i go offline ..
and I Come back again Online..
i sell tire lubes

Shilpa:im no fool sumit. pakka thz is not d reason
tire tubes?
dude wt a twist in life.........
crazy ur

Me:no, tire lubes..
not tire tubes..

Shilpa:wt is lubes?

Me:tubes sell is less in market..

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:Can u sell tire lubes for me ?

Shilpa:wt is tire lubes sumit

Me:i will give u complementary bucket full of paint remover

Shilpa:arre wt ru telling

Me:tire lubes u don't it's like like slimy liquid
i m telling the truth ..
is it tasting bitter ?

Shilpa:wt is it used for?

Me:it seem truth tastes bitter

Shilpa : na its not tasting bitter n u havent changed at all

Me:I also sell potato bonda in evening ..
No i have changed now ..
i work very and night ..
workiing working working ..

Shilpa:i wil find u a better job

Me:Will You relly ?

Shilpa : i know a frnd who can help in job matters

Me:what job ?

Shilpa : may b in a call centre or something like tat
i know u speak good n im sure u wil get d job easily
u want me to speak to him?

Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes

Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?

Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living.. (send as a message)

Your chat message wasn't sent because Shilpa is offline.

This is second part

Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes

Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?

Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living..
Your chat message wasn't sent because Shilpa is offline.

Shilpa:ru there?

Me:Yeah ..

Shilpa:so had dinner?

Me:No ..I eat late..
Yu still play kabbdi ?
kabbadi*

Shilpa:i dont play kabbadi
i play football

Me:Are u good in football ?

Shilpa:yup im good in it

Me:I suck ..
I suck at football..
All Run around one Ball.

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:You represent ur college ?

Shilpa:yup coll n state as well

Me:State
Bah Nice ..

Shilpa:yup state

Me:You Run fast ?

Shilpa:pretty fast

Me:I can't run ..
I can't run faster than i walk..
i m fat now ..
82 kg
I want to be 92kg and advertise in vlcc

Shilpa:82?
hahaha
but krish told ur thin

Me:No i didn't meet him from long time ..
i have been working on my weight and running speed with tire lubes on head

Shilpa:i guess u met him in the recent reunion

Me:here working means ..increasing weight..
Yeah ..That time i was 71
some oneand half month over..
I m not sure about 82 ..
But yes i m fat
like FAT

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:What u studying ?
U know to make vada pau ?

Shilpa:I donno to make vada pau
im doing my degree in humanity

Me:Humanity ?
that is why u being so human
or else who pities my condition ..
no one even buys tire lubes

Shilpa:very funny sumit
wt r they used for?

Me:They are used in tires
lubes..
are lubricant used in wheel

Me:Will u sell truck load of lubes ?
i will gift paint remover..

Shilpa:no pa i cant sell so much

Me:What can u sell ?
will u buy my belt ?
i will write on it ..earned belt and give..

Shilpa:okie i wil buy a belt for u

Me:No i want to sell my belt
why should u buy for me ..
why should u buy for me ..

Shilpa:i donno
i dont want to buy ur belt

Me:Buy one i have white belt

Shilpa:ayyo go dont irritate me now

Me:No i not irritating ..
I m dying ..

Shilpa:ur

Me:I m grey
i loosing my blood
i m turning white
my skin is pale ..
uh ah i m dead
Yu killed me ..
can u get me into any job ?
zz
not job i mean into any college ?

Shilpa:i havent become tat great to get u into a coll but i wil surely try

Me:No don't try ..
u tell whether u will get me into college or not ..
i m going to drink poison soon ..
i can't sell truck load of lubes all my life

Shilpa:i think i can

Me:which college ?

Shilpa:eh shup up now
reddy coll

Me:If u think u can then get me into one ..
no not that college ..
mukul studies in that college..

Shilpa:i can get u into tat coll by influence okie

Me:will you get me into that for free?

Shilpa:no other coll i can get u into

Me:what influence ?
cricket influence ?

Shilpa:if u were a reddy u would hav got it for free

Me:i don't want anything for free

Shilpa:ministers influence
hey u r too much

Me:which ministed ?
education ?
U know minister ?
I want to meet prime minister..I m not khan ..

Shilpa:even i cant meet the minister

Me:I can Meet minister ..If i want ..He is public servant ..I m public ..so he is my servant..

Shilpa:yeah he is ur servant

Me:He is not ur servant ?

Shilpa:arre shut up now
u r irritating me so much n im getting irritated like a fool

Me:You don't understand my problem ..

Shilpa:wts ur problem?

Me:I thought u will understand because u doing studies in humanity ..
No college and no employee to sell tire lubes..

Shilpa:go eat someone elses head

Me:Why You don't have any,I thought only your head is edible.. ?
Holidays going on ?
You don't believe me ?
You are a fail student of humanity ..
go Join some other course ..Race course will be better..

Shilpa:yup i hav holidays
n i dont like humanity okie
im just doing it for a sake of having a degree

Me:Then what u like ?
vade pau ?

*Missing messages will miss forever..*


Today with same girl..

Shilpa:Go Jump.

Me:Where?
On floor or from floor ?

Shilpa:On Floor.

Me:No,No point jumping.. I come back on floor,I never fly like spiderman.I m not spiderman.




*Few Missing messages*


Shilpa:eh dont call now
call in the morning
he wil pick okie

Me:No he won't pick ..
i feel like crying ..
i have no friend ..
i stay alone ..
no one talks to me ..

Shilpa:give me ur number. i wil talk to u

Me:No Don't talk ..
I don't have virgin mobile ..I don't get paid for incoming..

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Today I kill a Lizard ..Yes I killed  it knowingly with slight guilt before action .

Story begins Like this ..I entered rarely used room and closed the Door , Then i moved few steps front and I looked up , on wall i saw a white translucent skinned tailless lizard crawling . I saw it's eyes looking at me i felt pity at sight of it having no tail then after having done my work i turned back .I saw lizard's half body between the closing line of doors ,I knew it's body would have got crushed i opened the door with feeling of guilt and that lizard fell on floor without making any sound , it's center of body was completely squashed i wanted to ignore and move but couldn't see it's pain,it was unable to move although it was trying . At this moment i thought of killing it instead of letting is live with such pain . i moved my foot over it and in shade of my foot that lizard tried escaping understanding my motive . it failed to move after some one minute i let my foot drop on it's body and pressed it Hard and It died.It showed No motion . It's life was Over .

I don't know what i did was right or wrong ..maybe it was it's life and it wanted to live .Now that i have killed it all i have got is to admit to myself of choosing to kill.

How Does one decide what would be right when all things seem wrong . 

May it's soul Rest in peace !

3 idiots is for Idiots ..

3idiots .. As expected this was another intellectual movie by vidu's production house with Director Rajkumar Hirani .. I guess the third one .. after munnabhai , lagey raho .. and 3 idiots .. Movie is entertaining no doubt ..this is another movie of Amir which focussess on point of view of the people ..and make people think that this movie has changed their view .. this movie isn't totally about idiots .. it's more for idots ..this movie may work wonders for idiots who wants to convince people ..Like TZP did ..

Yesterday night on news channel i saw bollywood celebrities telling they are idiots with feeling of pride in them . It's kinda funny how the writing or a movie can make people think and change their original thinking .. many people now feel pride in announcing that they Are Idiot ..so Be it .
On acting point of view i felt talent of Boman Irani's was totally wasted ..They made his chahracter appear too melodramatic .. Neverthless the movie is well connected with each thing that happens ..
 
The thing that derails the movie is that This movie has many secnes in it that are rediculous .completely Unbelievable.Impossible.




Here is Link To one of Video ..which will tell You What exactly is an IDIOT .. ONE IDIOT . =))
I m Not Idiot and I m Prod .xD

Back To Movie
Summing up in few words ..3 idiots is dissapointing from expectation point of view neverthless it's the movie worth the many ..it's entertaing . elightening for those need to . But not so sensibly and realistically made . and the best thing about this production house is that they alway keep Family in mind make Movie .. This is one of those movies which One can go with Family :D This Movie has Many Feel good scenes Like previous work by these two Giants .. at some point it does successfully creates Vibration and makes one feel like giving standing ovation .. zz i hope the spelling of ovation is correct .

Go watch it .. Leave Your left Mind at home and place the right mind left side and watch ..all zzz not well .. each time You see an impossible scene ..You relly need to say Alll zzz well ..and continue watching the movie with smile .

Enjoy ..
Rating .. 3/5 . well another .5 for feel good scenes ..3.5/5 .. Music doesn't work for me of this Movie .
At this point i chose to still thank .. vidu , amir .. for entertaining gift this christmas .

And I choose to Not add Pic of three Idiots because they aren't ..only thing that i felt seems to be telling that they are idiot is the style of showing affetion again and again :)

It may also seem to You that I m being biased or trying to different ..so be it ..who gives THE FUCK you Give .. ? !?  if yes ,Nice Give it to My Dog instead  .. ! this is my Blog ..I write wat I feel .=))

Haa Haa ..They all wear same Kind of Undies ..through out the movie .. Did they share ? or pre planned ..be it anything .. (REST You think the Why part :P)