Do they relly help .. ?

Recently I have met with hell lot of people trying to collect fund .. for FLOOD issue ..
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Today I was in a Place with friends sharing Joke and middle of all this three people Drop In like colgate advertisement [:x] .. asking to make some donation ..

I was always indecisive at first ..
Chain of  thoughts ran .. Before not moving hand to pocket for taking out the BUCK  ..
I saw my friends giving ..they took out ten buck and gave ..which was relly appreciable ..seeing their concern and kind kindheartedness for the sufferer ..

I still stood still without making any change in face expression .. then a lady uttered with a smile ..telling i could give any amount ..even 50 pcs .. i wonder if she would ever appreciate donation of 50pcs by each person ..

I Just nodded my head signalling NO..

 ..then that group of people started lecturing about kind heart, sufferers  , and the people who died .. it was touching description .. But then i thought would it be appropriate to trust on just words and paper stuck on rectangular box written "FLOOD CAMP"

So after about ten minutes I  said  in stern voice  "I  have no heart ..Just move on .. "

Now the Actual Point ..

It has become a common scene on the street inside the institution ..they almost visit each and every place ..even House is not spared .. it is disturbing at times opening the door just for seeing a bunch of kids trying to collect money ..just for few words of appreciation from teachers mouth .. all teachers will do is ..show him as example for other student and say GOOD ..and he will find all his works payment in that ..

I find almost everywhere different people moving with different paper different Boxes asking for Help ...they write name too of the people who donate ..I relly wonder this part why is name written ..is it summinted in some place ..or published in newspaper ..what is done with that ..Trying to  HELP in real is real good thing. ..which is in fact act Of humanity   ..but then the question lies at the point ..DO THEY RELLY HELP ?

Let me state a line .. Giving for a good cause is good....but then even the Naxals will claim their cause is good.

Few Funny Notices : People write "FUND " in white sheet and stick it on Box .. if they relly want to trust then they should instead put the WORD "TRUST"On the Box ..

Even My college collected .. almost all student donated which was infact relly appreciatable .. but then i wonder if that help will relly reach to them who needs it .. :| .

I think governament should make a offical grouop for collecting funds ..if people are so kind hearted ..it would relly aid govt in regaining the normality in those plcaes .

What The proof that these people aren't gonna cheat ..is words the only thing that can let them prove to be clean .. On other hand when u give money It can also mean that You cheating yourself using Your own hand ..

I infer a logic behind noting down name of students or people after funding .. " maybe they will award Non scholastic marks based on the fund we made "

 solution I can suggest

1. Government should collect extra one percent tax from the payer ..

 2.Government appointing a group of people for collecting money ..

3.Place a FUND BOX near signal with lock .. under surveillance .

This above written information is completely personal view .. I do not intend to change people's view negatively my only motto is to show the other FACE of this This Faceless Issue .

All I have Got is a Story..

All I have got is a story
So let it Begin with End ..

How and why have i become Thin .

In recent Times there has been hell change taking place in my Life .. I chose to Retrace current Transition through this story .. Last 15 days i have lost 5kg weight without even realization of any actual change in living style .

BeforE Health I Chose to  Put The Events ..

My Uncle and aunt made moved to Singapore Yeah the very People who were closest I got to Live with..*keeping the depth of relation Hidden * .. Now at this point i seem to be missing them which is kind Of Obvious ..but on brighter side I m happy too  .. Thanks to Internet allows us to get connected Virtually .. They Have made A move ..so do i need to ..I will be moving to other House with Parents  ..Hope to be Good Kid . . at least will try too . And Yeah I need to give more time to ZULU ..considering the fact Aunt moved to Singapore .

Now skipping the rest Personal life Change  stories ..

Shifting Focus to Heath ..
Yeah again the question that I put Forward is "Why and How have i become Thing ? :D "

I start To make Logic :
1.Uncle went to singapore ..
2.Aunt moved to singapore too .
3.I slept Less .. because I keep No track of it .
4.Decided to write unorganised thoughts into this story .
5.Ate less [:O] ..I guess no ..I never had any routine to follow nor did i even followed Perticular Diet .
6.It's health way of showing the Transition in Life .
7.Even My weight is starting to miss Uncle and aunt [:O] ..seems Possible...and thus it is missing itself .
8.Effect of recession is being shown on health now [:O] ..No this also doesn't seem close.
9.I fail to realize the reason .
10.Is it Just the illusion .. is world fooling me ? ..Even the weighing machine .
11.Is my weighing machine tired ot displaying same weight again and again ? ..past five year It was same ...and Now it choses to show less .
12.I have started caring less for my health ? .. i took bath more than 25 times in same month .. ? It can be anything or sum of everything .
13.Even You can be reason ..Yes Yes You ..You made me Thin ..You will start decaying as soon as You Know the Fact that You are reason for my desolation .. Die ..Or You can also sell truck load of tire Lubes =)) .. To escape the Misery .

And After all this logic ..I ask again .. " How And why Have i lost weight .

All i got is a Story .
Let me End With Start .

I Have Lost Weight . How ? and Why ?

Hello and Farewell

Hello 


Howdy ?
Hi!
Hello!
Good Morning
How You doing ?
Wazzup
Wat's up ?
Hello Amigo .
Greeting .
Hello amigos (in reference to all)
wats happening ?
How is You ? (Fav)
How is it going ?
Hello Town .
Wat brings You here .



Some People need Practical Advice too about wat they ask..

How is life? (On first thought this is too way phlosphical to answer )
I say : It's like licking wall .and i love licking :@!

Few wicked Moment : Some people ask "are they keepin ya busy?"
I say, "Well, your g/f  is keeping me pretty busy, I'll tell ya that." ~ha !

How Do you Do ?
I Do it with Your Hand And My Wrist Band .

Some people say : " Have a good one  "
Reply would be:I already have Good one ,I m just focussing on length .:@!


FareWell 
Hang Loose
Good Bye
Bye Bye
Farewell. Farewell, til we meet again.
See You when I see You.
May The Force Be With You.
Guard Your Health .
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house .
Adios .
Later . ( it means informal GoodBye.)
Aloha .

Die .
Rott In HELL.

My devised Phrases  :
Be Good. Remain Good.
Breath On .
I will be Back to Town .
Guard Your Health .
Continue Desolating .
Die Ma faker.
I will be back to Town .
Remain Serene.


There are Lot more ..I may update on recall Of those Words ..Till then Breath On.

[above posted ways are completely as per my understanding of language -I don't clain it to be correct ]

I like the gray winter days which are about to commence.and I m OFF .

Obvious Question - Funny Answer ..

I may return Back with more questions and answer ..if i remember  this place .

In Class : when You are caught talking ..

Stupid Question: What Are You doing  ? 

Answer : I m Not Talking . I was trying to know What's the question you would ask if i talk in class. 

At the movies: When you meet friends... 

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

Anywhere : A lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask..

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.




At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, chotu , you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.




When You  announce  wedding of relative , and they ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy she is  marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted *****.

When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.



You are chomping Pen and a Gorgeous Girl asks...

Stupid Question:- why You chomping Your pen ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .....it was a stick  and now it's a pen  ,ask another time !!! 

Do Knot Disturb

Do knot disturb-another Flop movie in Inox.

This is another typical david's movie -Full of error,perhaps i didn't even go with senses for just enjoying the Humor considering David's previous funny movies.. this was total waste of even giving single thought about it..I didn't even like Parter ..david's previous work :|.. alas Those
funnyl moment ever david could create again 

On critical point of view First half is just slow paced and so badly soupposingly tried funny directed scenes makes u feel like laughing at movie makers expecting to even laughing at those comedy of confusion scenes..movie is total waste except lara dutta and sushmita total waste ..Rabir shoreys talent completely wasted..except the scene where he shows 'til i.e mole' Govinda is funny in few scenes but comparitively falls weak in other scenes.It's only one who seems to have done justice and it's Ritesh Deshmukh.. On the whole this movie would be total waste of cash.

wake up sid was housefull  . and no Iglorious Bastards :| .. 


PS: I reviewed this movie because i needed to show loss of money somewhere needed to express my REGRET ..