Fish story.

I've only one fish in my aquarium from past four month, it's been all alone in this mid sized aquarium.When i had bought there were totally nine fishes,All died.This one continues to live all alone,Despite of being alone and not treated the same as it used to be treated before when the aquarium was with other fishes.I've not cleaned filter from long time.Some days i even forget to feed -I don't even turn on the aquarium cleaning machine and still continues to live -Like real fighter and keeps looking outside the aquarium.

I look at it sometime and feel how helpless this fish is,Can it commit suicide ?or it loves it's life so much that it continues to live.is it the tom hanks of castaway >? I go close to aquarium and say Hi to it and it just run away from this side of the aquarium to other side,Does it hate me  ? or is it scared of me? 

Inarticulate Post.

This is how an In-articulated blog written.

I'm an animal,I walk alone-I chose this path,I make my decision.Strings are discomforting.Being alone is great but ,But it's makes me feel empty sometimes.I know i'm stronger than this feeling,I can beat this feeling.

I've stopped bothering about what people think or say about me.I know,I'm good and I do good cause i feel it's right thing to do, at the end all that matters the fact that i know i did the right thing.This makes me feel above every feeling.This is my life and I'll roar as i want.No one ever values my thought,They just pretend.No one will ever know the road that i traveled here,I've my own perceptive of life and i'll live with it.

Who am i? The question that comes to my mind repeatedly and the answer is always same,I'm normal guy who is here to write his own story.

I love myself and whenever i'm down,I lift myself and it's time for me to be strong and lift myself.

Articulated the fact "LOVE LEFT then LOVE yourself and LIFT yourself"

Bury your feeling and Let it rest in PEACE.

You don't know what it's like the way i feel , to know somebody the way i do..It isn't as easy as things appear sometime to be but you hardly have any option left other than to bury  the feeling deep beneath the unsung,unheard,unknown pain.The pain which could break you and destroy at some point of time.All you need to do at such point of time is to hold yourself strong and fool your feeling.I just can't share with anyone-Sharing wouldn't matter to anyone.It's time to bury feeling and write on epitaph-The end,Sorest Loser ever lived. Po-Powwww.Let me be happy.

Bornday.

Everyone wants to wish in best way possible to make one happy.. Here are few that i use..

->Happy Bornday
->Happy Womb-day-anniversary.
->Happy B'day.
->Have super year ahead.
->Super B'day

Best way is to get personal..These wishes are just meant for making one feel special and happy..
I Usually forget people's b'day.It's not uncommon.

I feel more happy wishing .. I don't relly need to remember any day in particular for wishing..


"Happy unbirthday "

A Dream that i remember and Connected

This Morning ,I woke up with story that i dream last night..

This was the first Dream i could recall ,Before this i thought I never dream.

Dream : I m in my Relatives place which is a coastal area ,A small town .. I go to beach enjoy and come back daily.. my relative house is just 100 mts away from the sea-shore I was having super fun.

Suddenly we are informed that there is chances of occurring natural disaster like "tsunami" where wave rise above the normal level.. and we hardly have time to make move.. Govt sends vehicle but it's not enough for rescuing all people..

Rich people pay and make their way ,so do my relatives , I m least bothered and show no interest or change in normal routine.. i come near vehicle to see off my relatives.. they say me to go top of vehicle which was already over-crowded I just say them bye and walk away silently..

I walk to a Cafe which is in front of sea-shore i look at the calm beach through the glasses and then i see a chair and no one else there .. all stay back behind ..on higher part ,Hopelessly with no expression and few ladies-crying.

I walk to the beach , i leave the my slippers  back and let my feet sink in wet sand..and i sit on that chair ..
i keep looking into the sea ,It's calm and normal.. then i suddenly notice a cloud type thing coming closer ,i it gets closer i distinctly make out that it's the water wave , huge water wave Gigantic and all also wind starts blowing faster and heavier .. as it gets closer ,I tend to think that the level of wave is less than the higher steep , i start to run back .. and also scream out with tremendous sudden fear .. as i run back the sound of wave goes on increasing and beats increases too ..At this time i see a small stone place- where god's idol is placed , ignored at this moment ..i start to think i can go and hide their as the facing of it was other-side from the sea,, As I was running back , water touches my feet .. till knee level ,By then i had reached the higher part ..then we see the water moving backward ..  water level doesn't increase then it keeps hitting against the wall of higher steep.. we all look at each other and i chose to make call inform the people whom i thought my existence mattered.

.. Then i woke and recalled the above story again :)


Accident that i saw ..

It was around 11'o' clock. i was walking back home ,meanwhile i was texting and making calls to friends..as i came near a place where brick's were kept on the road for construction purpose , i turn to little left as i step left i hear a bike zooming and hitting the Brick's "Boom" It was so close that for a moment i was out of my mind as what just happened.. i was unable to think , and next i step few step away and see the person lying down on ground ,with absolutely no moment nor any bleeding .. i look around for people hoping that someone would come for his help and then move two steps towards him for help , I see few constructing people
running towards him , some five people , and then i decide to walk and later turned back and saw , That person gets up normally .. i continue walking away from him ,Hoping all is good.

while i was alone near him ,I was thinking about "help or not help " It kinda scared me considering it was night.. and i decided against the fear and think of helping him but it wasn't my immediate decision.
Now i m made to think ,whether i saw the accident of escaped the accident ..
->Was the death so close in dream connected with the event that happened ?

Super sunday's story is over .. Good Night.

<3

I Don't hate Smoker's I Thank Them

I Don't smoke..But that doesn't mean I hate smokers,Their are various reason behind "Why i respect smokers Infact I have begin to back them ..

Do you smoke?

You may irritate by some peoples who hates when they scold you for smoking. But there are numerous good things about smoking. Smoking is a kind of drug which takes you to paradise within seconds. The smoking makes your mind cool. Many peoples in the world are addicted to smoking. There are many chain smokers, who smoke more than 6 cigarettes daily. Smoking is also a trend to youngster's which makes the feel of super power. Now I'm going to say some good things about smoking so you can shut the mouths of jealous or greedy peoples.

The Good things Of Smoking:

It brings revenue to the country, (one of the highest taxes are levied on Cigarettes) so it helps in building the nation by this the economic of the country will be increased.

It leads to male impotency so it is an effective measure of population control, so don't stop smoke!

We are saving the environment; we are making the planet green. Now just take into account the amount of oxygen that a tobacco plant produces in a lifetime and compare that with the amount of toxic waste that cigarette from the same plant produces. It is way too less, not to mention that on the death of plant the same waste would be released to the environment. So we are making a good thing in our life by smoking. Don’t stop smoke!

It builds self-confidence, keeps your morale high. It cures your tension and gives you right decision when you’re have trouble in making a right decision.

It helps you stretch to the extreme, so you can work in nights. So you can get more money by having a luxury smoke by giving small amount of money.

The cancer is linked with smoking, but it's not proof. Only 1 in 3 of us will get lung cancer. (By "us" I also include non smokers too). So don't stop smoke!

Nicotine has a positive effect on ulcerative colitis, which is an inflammation of the stomach lining, and this disorder affects nonsmokers more than smokers actually recovered better from a heart attack than nonsmokers "Sick smokers may burden a country's health care system but dead smokers save governments money. So don't stop smoke!

It has its own charisma; simply you can say smoking is bliss.

When you fell happy or sad the smoking is the place of paradise for you.

" there is popular quote" Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics".

I think you got many good things about smoking, so start smoking.

According to doctors tobacco is best medicine for tooth pain. It relieves quickly. 

Continue Smoking.. 


Source :Click me

Internal Darkness of early Morning.

I'm hero of my story I don't need to worry.It was little odd morning ,As usual i started watching movie at 3'o' clock in morning and after that I did the usual things and it so happened the Usual things turned out to be Unusual.

This Unusual Even gave me oddly enough reason to shape the day unusual .

1->Tried sleeping,Failed!
2->Had Breakfast.
3->Brushed (without giving second thought)
4->Took bath.
5->Again Tried sleeping,Failed.
6->Odd Feeling and thoughts.
7->Unusual Thought.
8->Oddly it's raining in afternoon.
..


Why is it that i finding difficult in Trying to Smile.
I shouldn't have Felt this way,I apologize to myself.


I'm The hero of the story I don't need Worry.

Fifa Fantasy

I Chose Italy as my team this year,As most people chose Spain , Argentina,England. I have a habit or rather wanting to not do the same as others do,I don't if this is right habit or wrong,But i want to do it and i do it.

I Hope Italy faces Netherlands in finals and nails them down :D. I Find Italy as very stable and slowly rising and performing at situation when it's needed. 

Good Luck Italy." Idly khaney ka khelney ka khelney ka khaney ka." Yes,Idly can be other reason for me choosing Italy as it rhymes :).

Orkut's Today's fortune: Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend .


I m verrry rich boy,I say.

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I m No superman.

Me:Hello

Shilpa:hey wassup?
how ru?

Me:I m good.
How is You ?

Shilpa:im fine
life is all same

Me:I expected you to be n best of ur health considering the fact u so sporty ..
how is karate going ?
You Were into karatey ,Rite ?

Shilpa: i got black belt
its karate

Me:They don't give white belt ?
yellow yellow ?

Shilpa:im trying to train myself for the next belt

Me:is it wrong if i say ..Karate with extra stress at end ?

Shilpa:white is the 1st n then yellow

Me:why do u want belt ?
You wear loose cloth ?
They give belt for free ?

Shilpa:belts help me participate in tournaments

Me:even i have belt..

Shilpa:but i earn my belt

Me:And i Buy ..

Shilpa:yup karate dress is loose
good for u then
 which coll ur in?

Me:I Don't go to college

Shilpa:then wt u do?
u finished ur studies?
y u dont go to coll

Me:No i didn't start ..
i don't like college.
teachers scold me..

Shilpa:wait a min..... i dint understand. tel it clearly

Me:No i can't tell clearer than that ..I feel bad..

Shilpa:arre teachers scolding u is something new for u or wt?
its okie u can tel me
wt happened?

Me:I went to college and ma'am scolded me and the building is too huge..I m scared of beg building ..Wat if i loose myself :( ..

Shilpa:so........?

Me:Then she told Boy like u should not come to college..
I followed her words..
Now i just stay back at home ..
and eat
and talk on facebook
then i go offline ..
and I Come back again Online..
i sell tire lubes

Shilpa:im no fool sumit. pakka thz is not d reason
tire tubes?
dude wt a twist in life.........
crazy ur

Me:no, tire lubes..
not tire tubes..

Shilpa:wt is lubes?

Me:tubes sell is less in market..

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:Can u sell tire lubes for me ?

Shilpa:wt is tire lubes sumit

Me:i will give u complementary bucket full of paint remover

Shilpa:arre wt ru telling

Me:tire lubes u don't it's like like slimy liquid
i m telling the truth ..
is it tasting bitter ?

Shilpa:wt is it used for?

Me:it seem truth tastes bitter

Shilpa : na its not tasting bitter n u havent changed at all

Me:I also sell potato bonda in evening ..
No i have changed now ..
i work very and night ..
workiing working working ..

Shilpa:i wil find u a better job

Me:Will You relly ?

Shilpa : i know a frnd who can help in job matters

Me:what job ?

Shilpa : may b in a call centre or something like tat
i know u speak good n im sure u wil get d job easily
u want me to speak to him?

Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes

Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?

Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living.. (send as a message)

Your chat message wasn't sent because Shilpa is offline.

This is second part

Me:no in call centre they make call..
i m scared of calls
they call and abuse
i don't want to get abused...
No don't speak to anyone ..
I m happy selling tire lubes

Shilpa:then wt kind of job u want?

Me:I don't want job..
i want to study ..
in college where teachers don't abuse..
I have to sell two truck load of tire lubes this month for living..
Your chat message wasn't sent because Shilpa is offline.

Shilpa:ru there?

Me:Yeah ..

Shilpa:so had dinner?

Me:No ..I eat late..
Yu still play kabbdi ?
kabbadi*

Shilpa:i dont play kabbadi
i play football

Me:Are u good in football ?

Shilpa:yup im good in it

Me:I suck ..
I suck at football..
All Run around one Ball.

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:You represent ur college ?

Shilpa:yup coll n state as well

Me:State
Bah Nice ..

Shilpa:yup state

Me:You Run fast ?

Shilpa:pretty fast

Me:I can't run ..
I can't run faster than i walk..
i m fat now ..
82 kg
I want to be 92kg and advertise in vlcc

Shilpa:82?
hahaha
but krish told ur thin

Me:No i didn't meet him from long time ..
i have been working on my weight and running speed with tire lubes on head

Shilpa:i guess u met him in the recent reunion

Me:here working means ..increasing weight..
Yeah ..That time i was 71
some oneand half month over..
I m not sure about 82 ..
But yes i m fat
like FAT

Shilpa:hahaha

Me:What u studying ?
U know to make vada pau ?

Shilpa:I donno to make vada pau
im doing my degree in humanity

Me:Humanity ?
that is why u being so human
or else who pities my condition ..
no one even buys tire lubes

Shilpa:very funny sumit
wt r they used for?

Me:They are used in tires
lubes..
are lubricant used in wheel

Me:Will u sell truck load of lubes ?
i will gift paint remover..

Shilpa:no pa i cant sell so much

Me:What can u sell ?
will u buy my belt ?
i will write on it ..earned belt and give..

Shilpa:okie i wil buy a belt for u

Me:No i want to sell my belt
why should u buy for me ..
why should u buy for me ..

Shilpa:i donno
i dont want to buy ur belt

Me:Buy one i have white belt

Shilpa:ayyo go dont irritate me now

Me:No i not irritating ..
I m dying ..

Shilpa:ur

Me:I m grey
i loosing my blood
i m turning white
my skin is pale ..
uh ah i m dead
Yu killed me ..
can u get me into any job ?
zz
not job i mean into any college ?

Shilpa:i havent become tat great to get u into a coll but i wil surely try

Me:No don't try ..
u tell whether u will get me into college or not ..
i m going to drink poison soon ..
i can't sell truck load of lubes all my life

Shilpa:i think i can

Me:which college ?

Shilpa:eh shup up now
reddy coll

Me:If u think u can then get me into one ..
no not that college ..
mukul studies in that college..

Shilpa:i can get u into tat coll by influence okie

Me:will you get me into that for free?

Shilpa:no other coll i can get u into

Me:what influence ?
cricket influence ?

Shilpa:if u were a reddy u would hav got it for free

Me:i don't want anything for free

Shilpa:ministers influence
hey u r too much

Me:which ministed ?
education ?
U know minister ?
I want to meet prime minister..I m not khan ..

Shilpa:even i cant meet the minister

Me:I can Meet minister ..If i want ..He is public servant ..I m public ..so he is my servant..

Shilpa:yeah he is ur servant

Me:He is not ur servant ?

Shilpa:arre shut up now
u r irritating me so much n im getting irritated like a fool

Me:You don't understand my problem ..

Shilpa:wts ur problem?

Me:I thought u will understand because u doing studies in humanity ..
No college and no employee to sell tire lubes..

Shilpa:go eat someone elses head

Me:Why You don't have any,I thought only your head is edible.. ?
Holidays going on ?
You don't believe me ?
You are a fail student of humanity ..
go Join some other course ..Race course will be better..

Shilpa:yup i hav holidays
n i dont like humanity okie
im just doing it for a sake of having a degree

Me:Then what u like ?
vade pau ?

*Missing messages will miss forever..*


Today with same girl..

Shilpa:Go Jump.

Me:Where?
On floor or from floor ?

Shilpa:On Floor.

Me:No,No point jumping.. I come back on floor,I never fly like spiderman.I m not spiderman.




*Few Missing messages*


Shilpa:eh dont call now
call in the morning
he wil pick okie

Me:No he won't pick ..
i feel like crying ..
i have no friend ..
i stay alone ..
no one talks to me ..

Shilpa:give me ur number. i wil talk to u

Me:No Don't talk ..
I don't have virgin mobile ..I don't get paid for incoming..

Title Left intentionally Blank

Today I kill a Lizard ..Yes I killed  it knowingly with slight guilt before action .

Story begins Like this ..I entered rarely used room and closed the Door , Then i moved few steps front and I looked up , on wall i saw a white translucent skinned tailless lizard crawling . I saw it's eyes looking at me i felt pity at sight of it having no tail then after having done my work i turned back .I saw lizard's half body between the closing line of doors ,I knew it's body would have got crushed i opened the door with feeling of guilt and that lizard fell on floor without making any sound , it's center of body was completely squashed i wanted to ignore and move but couldn't see it's pain,it was unable to move although it was trying . At this moment i thought of killing it instead of letting is live with such pain . i moved my foot over it and in shade of my foot that lizard tried escaping understanding my motive . it failed to move after some one minute i let my foot drop on it's body and pressed it Hard and It died.It showed No motion . It's life was Over .

I don't know what i did was right or wrong ..maybe it was it's life and it wanted to live .Now that i have killed it all i have got is to admit to myself of choosing to kill.

How Does one decide what would be right when all things seem wrong . 

May it's soul Rest in peace !

3 idiots is for Idiots ..

3idiots .. As expected this was another intellectual movie by vidu's production house with Director Rajkumar Hirani .. I guess the third one .. after munnabhai , lagey raho .. and 3 idiots .. Movie is entertaining no doubt ..this is another movie of Amir which focussess on point of view of the people ..and make people think that this movie has changed their view .. this movie isn't totally about idiots .. it's more for idots ..this movie may work wonders for idiots who wants to convince people ..Like TZP did ..

Yesterday night on news channel i saw bollywood celebrities telling they are idiots with feeling of pride in them . It's kinda funny how the writing or a movie can make people think and change their original thinking .. many people now feel pride in announcing that they Are Idiot ..so Be it .
On acting point of view i felt talent of Boman Irani's was totally wasted ..They made his chahracter appear too melodramatic .. Neverthless the movie is well connected with each thing that happens ..
 
The thing that derails the movie is that This movie has many secnes in it that are rediculous .completely Unbelievable.Impossible.




Here is Link To one of Video ..which will tell You What exactly is an IDIOT .. ONE IDIOT . =))
I m Not Idiot and I m Prod .xD

Back To Movie
Summing up in few words ..3 idiots is dissapointing from expectation point of view neverthless it's the movie worth the many ..it's entertaing . elightening for those need to . But not so sensibly and realistically made . and the best thing about this production house is that they alway keep Family in mind make Movie .. This is one of those movies which One can go with Family :D This Movie has Many Feel good scenes Like previous work by these two Giants .. at some point it does successfully creates Vibration and makes one feel like giving standing ovation .. zz i hope the spelling of ovation is correct .

Go watch it .. Leave Your left Mind at home and place the right mind left side and watch ..all zzz not well .. each time You see an impossible scene ..You relly need to say Alll zzz well ..and continue watching the movie with smile .

Enjoy ..
Rating .. 3/5 . well another .5 for feel good scenes ..3.5/5 .. Music doesn't work for me of this Movie .
At this point i chose to still thank .. vidu , amir .. for entertaining gift this christmas .

And I choose to Not add Pic of three Idiots because they aren't ..only thing that i felt seems to be telling that they are idiot is the style of showing affetion again and again :)

It may also seem to You that I m being biased or trying to different ..so be it ..who gives THE FUCK you Give .. ? !?  if yes ,Nice Give it to My Dog instead  .. ! this is my Blog ..I write wat I feel .=))

Haa Haa ..They all wear same Kind of Undies ..through out the movie .. Did they share ? or pre planned ..be it anything .. (REST You think the Why part :P)

2012

I watched this movie on recommendation and after reading reviews ..It all seemed to indicate Movie Is good ..The movies picks up well by starting with reason why and How world end ..But then director looses his focus by shifting to a family .. Now focussing on the type  of movie this is to be categorised yes it's a Destruction movie..World Destruction movie ..I agree to the fact it's a prepostrous movie ..But then one doesn't expect the whole movie moving around a Family ..and why is that family being kept the centre point of movie is never Known ..

Moreover there are so many close calls scenes like plane taking off just at last second .. cushack showing his hand the last second ..escaping the speed of destruction by car at the edges .. all these scenes were unnecessarily there to make it seem much Unreal ..

But the thing that doesn't work most for this movie is it's length 2:30 minutes .. last thirty minutes are just unbearable .. and moreover there is absolutely nothing happening ..It starts boring .

As Far effect is concerned no doubt it's one of the best but then we have preciously seen these kind of effects in previous works of same person .. This director seems to be in love of showing the falling of big building just like cards .. neverthless .. I don't deny the fact it's movie with good graphic effect .

It's the beside special effect and the actors "Chiwetel Ejiofor" and "Carl Anheuser" tries to Hold the intrest while others were just wasted they let down in each and every frame of the movie .. The Leading actor John Cushack is ok .

After watching the when i walked Away I realised there was nothing that i gained ..I didn't gain any information about 2012 nor did it entertain me . 

Few Dialogues That helps u watch this movie ~ha ! .. When Jackson curtis asks .. "Do i look scared and the daughter replies yes "~haha ! Then in another scene the lady say "Bring back My Daughter " there are many other funny dialogue which one comes acroos while watching ..and all you have is those not suppose to be funny dialogues to laugh about . 

I think director should have focussed more on How and why ? Looking at  the Plot of the Movie .

I wonder if Roland Emmerich starts every film imagining how he will destroy the White House .. Considering His Previous work .While watching I relly had good time laughing .

 If i was to rate this movie ..I would go with 1.5/5 .

Words For Readers : If you feel like turning your brain off and watching special effects and big explosions With Some Funny Dialogue ..then Go watch it .

My 19th B'day .

Before I start to write anything I Would Like to mention special 4T to the four people who manged to call me at the time as clock ticked  into Day I was Born ..Yes 12th November .


It’s birthday time again I see , Another year's gone by I m  older than I was this very thought could make me cry But I look back and see what i have done since birth and see nothing , so wat do I cry for is nothing . I started relly small,Now I m filled out and tall .When i was born I could just cry now i can laugh if i TRY. 




Now I choose to Descript The Double Wishes story :


Till the age 18, I thought My b'day was on 11th and thus i celebrated on that day and it was officially known as My birth date ..But in midst of my progress to 19th year I came across my D.O.B certificate in which they had mentioned the time .. and it was 1:57 am and due to this fact parents had told me that i took birth on 11th which was according to Hindu Mythology:If sun rises then it's the next day and before that it's previous day ..and this My date of birth was considered as 11th .But After I saw the certificate I realized My b'day is on 12th and here things started and thus I decided to celebrate My birthday On 12th .


I would Like to Thank all Friends who managed to remeber My birthday and wished me on 11th ..
Now the smarter act starts here ..As I got wished on 11th i asked them all to wish on 12th too =)).


Things That Happened in 18th Year .


1.Sister got engaged .
2.I cleared First Year Of  B.ca with Distinction .
3.ZULU- My Dog.
4.I got A year Older .
5.I Became More Wicked .
6.More Social .
7.Didn't gain weight .
8.Uncle Aunt Moved to Singapore .
9.Shared Personal Mobile Number For it to Vibrate More.
10.Found Out My Actaul Date of Birth To be 12th
11.Went Back to Native Place .
12 - My Date Of Birth.


Now I m back after a day .I Had Final Practicals Yesterday and I did well after that I went postponed b'day dinner .. I again thank all my friends Who could make it there .. It's little things that makes me feel special ..Thank You all ..For making Me feel special .. 


And Yes I do not study On My B'day .. In fact i don't touch Books and in the living of 19 years this was first time i had exam the next day and I still didn't touch ..and luckily all went well . 

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English

Few Links to his Videos : 
1>Stell Body
2>Captain current shock

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u
cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7)Normal people get electric shock by current  ,I m narshimbha ..electricity gets shock by me .(and opposite sparkles and shock happens ,I saw it on Youtube :P) 

AND THIS ONE IS ULTIMATE….!!!!!!!!!

8) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Look for his videos On Youtube .. specially the action videos =)) .

Another competing .. superhero .. Bala Krishna.


 ~ ha! guddute( means if i punch u) google search lo kooda dorakavu (means no one can find u on goodle search also). Visit this Link - 






But the god is SAM ANDERSON .My Favorite for this You got search on You tube =))

1>Ha Ha
2>Guru
3>change

Funny Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect…… so why
practice?

Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. – They are so tasty.

Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause
children

“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every
morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, – three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. what more can I say…….. 

Random Act ..Say Hello

I had a  Sim card Of Aircel ..Which I rarely use ..so  Today I Just decided To Use The sim for random Act ..Oh yeah Random Act ...

Today's story I wish tranfer Into Play I.e different scene ...*swooshed Opens the curtain by inserting new sim into Phone *.



Scene 1:Akash - [Silent  Boy..a good footballer and amazing guy to be with *caller tune walk and talk talk and walk* ]

Akash :Hello .
Me : Silent
Akash:Hello .
Me  : Hello
Akash : Hi .
Me :Say Hello .
Akash  :Hello .
Me :Again .
Akash  : Who is this ?
Me: Are You walking or talking ?
Akash :wat ?
Me :Did yedy kill the goat ?
Akash :sorry ..
Me : *cracking up*say hello ..uncontrolled  giggle..
Akash :Sumit ..
Me :Pamela Anderson .
Akash : who ?
Me :Pamela ..
Akash :Tell da sumit ..
Me: How the fuck You know i M sumit ?
Akash :No one else is mad Like You .
*rest conversation is about studies and current progress in life ..skipping *

Scene 2 :calling   Krish -School mate ,  currently pursuing B.sc in josephs close friend ,calling up after long time .. ]
*rings*
Me :Hello
Krish :*changed voice* Hello .
Me :I m calling from St Joseph college .
Krish :Yes .
Me :This is to inform You that Your exam that was to be held tomorrow has been postponed to tuesday due to death of One of Our teacher .
Krish :Wat ?
Me :Yes lets pray for Peace .
Krish : who are You ?
Me :say Hello .
Krish : sumit ?
Me : Bhosdk .
Me :How the fuck Did u guess ?
Krish :Who else can do this ?
Me :but still .
Krish :Exam Khatam ho gaya..
Me :<> I should Have found out this detail and talked  .

Krish :Hahahahha ..watta a beginning  man (yeah he has the habit of telling man after most statement ..how are you ? fuck You ... ##$$##$#$#$ $##$#$ $##$# and goes on ...
*And usual life talk *

*ending*
Me :say Hello =)).


Scene 3 : Basil  [school mate ,another funny guy whose favorite line is 'Fuck man' ..be it for funny or serious issue ]

Me :Silent
Basil :Hello
Me :Hello
Basil :who is this
Me :Raj malhotra
Basil :I can't hear You ..
Me :Raj malhotra ,My wife's name is Pooja .
Basil :I don't know You ..i think Wrong number ..
Me :I have four son ..and Do you agree to agreement ?
Basil :wat ?,wat agreement ?
Me :Marriage Agreement ..(oops made wrong choice of word )
Basil :Wat ?
Me :House Agreement ..
Basil :I think You have called Up wrong guy ..
Me :No i m father of four son and My wife's name is pooja ,i have four children .
Basil :Is this vivek ?,No Not vivek ..who are You ?
Me :  Harry potter fan .
Basil :Wat ?
Basil :Oh Fuck man - Sumit (note His first use )
Me :Go die ..
Basil :Oh Fuck man You confused me ..I was like wat agreement .. hahha Oh fuck ,Oh fuck man .
*and this goes on ...with normal college description *
*ending*
Me :Say hello .
Basil :Oh fuck man .


Scene 4 - Akash Badrinath [school mate ]-one Big fat goofy guy with one can chat about gaming ,rock and star wars for Years .One man I know who is Himslef truely .* he is returning after attending the rock show in palace ground*

*rings*

Me :Hello
Akash :Hello
Me :Say Hello
Akash :Hi
Me :Say hello.
Akash :Hello ,Who is this ?
Me : Hello ,This is spiderman .
Akash : Oh,wow ..how do you survive in india ..how do You manage your skill practice in these small building .* This answer wasn't expected ,Perhaps this shows his sporadic thinking*
Me :Yeah I kinda difficult ,but then i m Dwarf spider man ..I got to use skill on these small building ..
Akash :Ok ,Tell who is this ?
Me: Now that You have repeated the question I must change my answer ,Shaktiman .
AKash :Wow,Our super hero . Sumit ...wadddddupp ...How is yOu ?
Me :How the hell man ..Go die ..I m not talking to You
Akash :Hahahah ..Who else could be mad so much .
Me :Damn You .
*usual talk about wats happening currently and other update *
(yeah he has curled Up long Hair now ..gotta meet him soon :D)
*end*
Me : Say Hello to shaktiman .



Scene 5- shamsudin .

Me :Hello .
Shamsudin: Hello .
Me :say again .
Shansudin :Hello .
Me :Keep saying .
Shamsudin : hello hello helo ..,who is this ?
Me :Is Your fan running ?
Shamsudin :Sumit ?, yeah it's running.
Me :Go run after it ..
*both laughs uproariously*
Shamsudin :  Salley gandu harami
*usual talk now *
*ending*
Me: say hello ..
Shanmsudin :Khi khi khi ..

Scene 6: Neha (Old Friend ..Rarely talk to her ..)

 Me :Hello
Neha :Hi
Me :I said Hello say hello
Neha :Hello ,WHO ARE YOU ?
Me :Shiv
Neha :Who are you? shiv is with me .
*damn that fool had to be with her now :@ !*
Me :Ramji shabjiwala
Neha :Hahhaha ,SUMIT ?
*grr even though I m not in touch i got caught *
Me :Bye , It's late night ..go sleep ..And slap that shiv .
Neha :Khi khi .. You still are mad .
Me :No i m ramji shabjiwala now ..slap that FOOL ..
Me :say hello .
*I cut the call*

Scene 6: Kathik Kesar (college mate )

Me :Hello
Karthik :Hello
Me:Hello
Karthik :Who are u man ?
Me :Ramya in Same Voice.*in my own voice i.e man voice *
Karthik :Which ramya ?
Me :Ramya with Loose bra .
*laughs *
Karthik :Tell the Fucker ..
*i had messaged him before as unknown ..and by then he had got doubt and by that i think he inferred who i was -now usual talk about wat i have been doing and record and tomorrow timing *

Scene 7: Junaid

Me :Knok Knock
Junaid : Hello,who is this .
Me :Kya apkey masudo mein dard hain ?
Junaid :Wat ?
Me :Chalo agley ghar .. leaves him in confused ~hahah !

*later I called him up ...but no scene was scripted as he recognised my voice easily .*

Scene 8,9,10,11 ..skipped due to similarity in script .

Scene That remained Unscripted
Calling Mandira [current name Ping] *rings * *She deosn't pick * grrr ..Anyway this scene I presume  wouldn't have got scripted because I had already been INDIAN GAS DELEIVERY boy yesterday to her ..still called to make scene and realised after making call ..as she was only who was remaining in that list to be scripted scene with .

*Sim Removed *

Me :Hello ,Say Hello .Keep Repeating .

Later , :@  !

Gonna complete practical record now ..

Don't Try Any .

I don't Know How to narrate todays story .. I choose to Start the description With the  Line "walk To Remeber " 




Morning came late as it was Tuesday ,I woke and checked the time had raced to eight ..to catch up with time i had to Do things quickly .. I  Rushed Up things and reached the temple early their I had to meet   =^..^=  as it was preplanned ..I choose to not write rest as  I would want to remember as I want at that point of time  [:d] ~ha !.At the end Of all ...All i would want to remeber this day as - The Day i walked the WALK TO REMEBER .

 Shifting back Focus On Todays Thought .. usually I don't have so Much Thought ..But today I don't know happen to get many weird thought None became Real though .. 


Here are Few Which i Recall .. 
1.While Buying Pop corn tub ---> When they gave it to me , I looked at it, then threw it on the floor angrily and started crying for no reason. -This was thought ..


In real nothing happened .


2.Waited until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter started to die down, screamed at the top of your lungs. -Another Illusion . 


In Real No Action scene .


3.At the end of the movie, when the credits was  rolling, stood up quickly and tried to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stayed to watch the "Secret Scene"(which did not exist) stood up and left  without anyone noticing -Haa Haa ... Another Illusion . 


4.While Entering the elevator ..if some is coming from side ..just run away yelling ..Batman batman .. and make feared expression .. 


My suggestion: Don't try Any . =)) .

Illusion Over --> I Love this :@ more than This :@ ! 

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Today I watched "All the best " -It's Kinda funny movie .. Rohit shetty seems to have become Pro on making films and extracting Humor out of anything and everthing ..this movie a bit of slapstick , a bit of rapidly moving tongue in the cheek ,  and lots of witty lines .. extremely funny .. and Obviously Lots of Ajay devgan .. Movie starts it's setup and reaches the theme within fifteen minutes we come to know that this movie is about mistaken identities ..but then it's sajay Dutts  entry that draws the interest completely and makes you hold ur stomach . 

This movie seems to be best of the diwali Relase ,Ironically ..By First view at trailer It seemed to be Stupid Movie ..But then it's the complete star cast of the movie that helps the movie's Hilarious script  run Smoothly . First Ten minutes seemed boring .. few funny scenes seemed forcibly put to make it appear funny ..  

And To Be  honest Bipasha and Fardeen have done Justice with their character and A Movie in which  anyone who can make the audience laugh featuring Zany  like Bipasha Basu and Fardeen Khan is a frigging genius .

On the Whole This movie is hillarious and Must watch Too..If you want the rohit's created MADCAP ..

 Ending the story with Mute.